Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) According to South Park, holding in your farts can make you spontaneously combust. According to me,…
In late February, the furor over the Seattle Parks Department’s decision to allow One Reel to site its summer concert…
I have a problem. I met someone, and she told me not to fall in love with her because she…
Honing procrastination to a fine art
Yes, I want to be a millionaire.
Two ‘cheap’ seats to see them ‘rebound’ in that ‘dump’ called KeyArena: $100.
Rochelle Johnson had to quit working to get adequate housing for her family. She’s not the only one who has a problem with the Seattle Housing Authority.
Boeing’s latest fine sends its corporate rap sheet soaring to $100 million in the last three years.
A Silver Lining
Meet your maker in style with these fantasy funerals. “In Austin, Texas, a new company called Caskets By Design recently…
The percentage of high-school students who admitted to smoking a cigarette in the previous month—the lowest such figures in a…
Now That Saddam Has Been Caught, Rebuilding Iraq Is More Important Than Ever
From small-time claims to a major class action, the city is being assailed for its WTO offenses.
LAST YEAR, federal wildlife biologists were caught seeding the habitat they inventoried with lynx hair. Last week, Nature abashedly retracted…
Let’s see now, Rick Bart must have said to himself: As Snohomish County Sheriff, I’ve got a decent record, the…
A transcript of the decision by Chelan County Superior Court Judge John Bridges, June 6, 2005.
The WTO anniversary fiasco was bad enough, but a peculiar incident just before Thanksgiving gave us yet another glimpse into…
A UW journalism prof takes a hit—from the press—in a Seattle court.
Desperate and dotless
Forget all this millennium hype. First we’ve got to get through 1999. We’ll be so obsessed with entering “the 2000s”…
