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The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dear Pet Lady, Many thanks for the little rubber cheeseburger you sent. Penny has already enjoyed countless minutes of cheeseburger…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dear Pet Lady, I got a kitten three days ago and she is as cute as can be. I named…

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A decorative, symbolic Heart!
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAREST READERS, It has been called to the attention of the Pet Lady by one of the dear lambs in…

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Good night, sweet Crawly.
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAR PET LADY, In answer to the person whose dog helps empty the cat box [The Pet Lady, May 30],…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dear Pet Lady, Our two cats are mother and daughter, but—as you can tell from the photo—their personalities couldn’t be…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dearest Pet Lady, How do I make sure drunk people leaving my house after a party don’t let my strictly-house-cat…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Pet Lady, Why are Seattle beaches off-limits for dogs? My dog (as well as many others) loves the beach far…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAR PET LADY, The letter from Darlene Lovelace [The Pet Lady, June 6] really upset me. I didn’t hear anything…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Hey, Pet Lady, Your column seems like it might be cool to read. It is hard to follow sometimes, for…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dear Pet Lady, My Jack Russell terrier communicates with me telepathically. He keeps telling me that Henry Kissinger, Queen Elizabeth,…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Pet Lady, I was sad to read that no one sent you a pet photo last week. May the enclosed…

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Large and in charge.
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAR PET LADY, I endlessly enjoy reading your column. I find myself simultaneously educated and highly entertained. I, too, have…

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Kaitle-toots waits patiently.
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAREST PET LADY, I have a problem with a new pet. I recently parted ways with my ex-boyfriend and I…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAR PET LADY, Recently, I was visiting a friend’s house with my 110-pound Bouvier. I was standing in the dining…

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Merry Christmas, baby!
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

MY DEAREST PET LADY, Let me start by saying that I enjoy your column immensely. You are absolutely dripping with…

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Electric bunny!
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

GOOD MORNING, ESTEEMED PET LADY, While enjoying my morning Bloody Mary, I happened across the sad story of Stop Hop…

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Bunnies Dyin' 2: Electric Boogaloo!
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAR PET LADY, Recent letters [The Pet Lady, March 28 and April 4] have addressed the constant chewing-and-pooing that make…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAR PET LADY, I fear my guests are beginning to take advantage of me. I installed a tubular bird feeder…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dear Pet Lady, My lovely and talented friend, Shelley, dotes insanely on her sheltie, which she has named Sheltie Shelterton….

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dear Pet Lady, Is it true that pets will act all weird just before an earthquake? I was at work…

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