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    “OH NO! GOD FORBID THE AMERICAN PUBLIC ACTUALLY HAVE TO THINK!!!! No!!! That would make a movie ‘boring’!!!”
    “OH NO! GOD FORBID THE AMERICAN PUBLIC ACTUALLY...
    October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Oh-limp-ia To go along with the “Olympic bombs” [1/11], how about the Oh-limp-ic press corp. Mr. Downey goes to Olympia?…

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    Encyclopaedia of Evil
    Encyclopaedia of Evil
    By Rob Lightner • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    THERMODYNAMICS, SECOND LAW OF The second law of thermodynamics is the scientific formulation of the proposition “Existence is like a…

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    Zacked
    Zacked
    By Fred Moody • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    A satirist’s Web site throws the Bush campaign for a loss.

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    Buckeye James Thurber.
    A Thurber Drubbing
    By Mike Henderson • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    In Columbus, the Dawgs obey and play their anticipated role to perfection.

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    Don’t get sick
    Don’t get sick
    By Geov Parrish • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Ya wanna know what the problem is? I’ll tell ya what the damn problem is. Here we have, in Washington…

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    13 Most-missed joints
    13 Most-missed joints
    By Rick Anderson • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    MIRROR TAVERN: A bar on Pike Street you could get thrown into. (Now a T-shirt shop.) DAG’S DRIVE-IN: A.k.a. “Dag’s…

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    Preparing to enter a building during a combat patrol in Tall Afar, Feb. 7. These soldiers are attached to the U.S. Army's 3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment.
    Iraq by the Numbers
    By Rick Anderson • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    An update after three years of the mission.

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    Settled: Michiko and Kento of IQU
    Music
    By Michaelangelo Matos • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Hello! Kento Oiwa and Michiko Swiggs originally hail from Japan. “We both ended up in Olympia to go to Evergreen,…

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    Now we can't find any kids, says KidsCentre's Jennifer Phillips.
    Missing children
    By Kevin Fullerton • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    The recession and state cuts mean hard times for child-care centers.

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    Seattle Black Panther chapter founder Aaron Dixon addresses students of Freedom School.
    Aaron Dixon’s Radical Past
    By Mike Seely • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Seattle’s original Black Panther, now running for U.S. Senate, conducts a tour of the streets where he and his brothers held forth against cops.

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    Born With the Kingdome
    Born With the Kingdome
    By Roger Downey • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Thirty years ago in Seattle Weekly.

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    Best Local Performing ArtistOK, we admit this category may have been a
    Best Local Performing ArtistOK, we admit this category...
    October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Best Local Performing ArtistOK, we admit this category may have been a shade ambiguous . . . nominees included Dina Martina, Gerard Schwarz, the…

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    Dave Ross
    Common Nonsense
    By George Howland Jr. • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    KIRO-AM talk-radio host Dave Ross says he’ll campaign on his own terms in the 8th Congressional District. That’s easier said than done.

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    Outdoorsman
    Outdoorsman
    By Hugh Forrest • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Putt-ering

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    Terrorist target?
    News Clips— Water worries
    By Chauna Chambliss • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    CAN WE TRUST the purity of our drinking water? Concern over the safety of Washington’s drinking water has taken on…

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    Tunnel Vision
    Tunnel Vision
    By Geov Parrish • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    At its meeting April 22, the friendly and ultracompetent new regime running Sound Transit reached consensus, sort of, on a…

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    In Japan, Rashard Lewis (left) and Brent Barry.
    Sonics Youth
    By Mike Henderson • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Big in Japan, but they’re not expected to amount to much.

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    Poo-poo and pee-pee: universally hilarious.
    News Clips— Twin joke machines
    By James Bush • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    AS ANYONE WHO has seen a Hollywood movie in the last 10 years could tell you, toilet humor is funny…

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    What teacher’s strike?
    What teacher’s strike?
    By Roger Downey • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    THE WASHINGTON EDUCATION ASSOCIATION spent big on Initiative 732 last November, and won big, too, with nearly two-thirds of voters…

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    Numbers of the Week
    Numbers of the Week
    October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    826 Number of King County residents per law enforcement officer. 405 Average number of residents per officer in the U.S….

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