And so, to our critics—sadly, there’s only one or two of them, but they are REALLY pissed—we would like to…
Weep, weep, weep. The Afghan Whigs have broken up—which isn’t really that interesting because they’d already broken down. Ladies and…
What with Bush not standing up for the Catholics, McCain dissing Robertson and Falwell, and everybody taking shots at Farrakhan,…
We’re disturbed—but not surprised—to see U2 whoring out “Beautiful Day” to any movie company that wants to use it in…
Smackdown finished dead last in a recent study of prime-time TV by the National Organization for Women, which noted that…
We’d like to kick off this week’s Culture Bunker by offering condolences to the friends and family of Scott Smith,…
You people do realize The End is nigh, right? Really, really nigh. All the signs are there: turbulence at the…
Yeah, yeah, there’s another boring new Radiohead record. Well, we’re really sorry, but much like you kids and, say, George…
A is for arse, which Kid A is a load of. B is for B-sides. There aren’t going to be…
Kids today love E, but not Staind. . . . That Nikka Costa video is a goddamn Crime Against Art….
We hate a lot of things—Radiohead, the “Jamily,” Oprah, Arliss—but man oh man, do we hate Republicans. . . ….
So, your beloved columnists were recently taken to task for a comment we made involving curry and the band Asian…
Jeez Louise, how tedious is that Aimee Mann and her little crew? The only thing more mind-numbingly dull is new…
So what’d they do, wait until the last minute to invite Sir Paul to be an inductor at this year’s…
We’d like to start with a public service announcement for alert loyal CB readers who haven’t yet seen Crouching Tiger,…
If W wins the presidency the blame will fall on the ample shoulders of Satan herself—the evil Oprah. But, hey,…
Limp Bizkit, Charlie’s Angels, George W. Bush . . . ladies and gentlemen, it’s late afternoon in America. As we…
Mariah Carey‘s exhausted? No, we’re exhausted. . . . A recent survey reveals the German people are losing their taste…
Well all right! Thanks to Pizza Hut, breadsticks and pizza are “together at last!” Can someone explain this to us…
A COUPLE OF WEEKS back, your intrepid columnists made one of their tri-annual trips to their spiritual homeland. As ever,…
Young Fresh Fellows are still the World’s Greatest Rock ‘n’ Roll Band, though would a little spontaneity kill you guys?…
Even though we’d swap Lou for Joey in a heartbeat, we’re somewhat relieved the rumors of Mr. Reed’s demise were…
(Almost) live from the Reading Weekend, Britain’s best rock fest.
