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    By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    DEAR PET LADY, Once upon a time I paid $75 for a Persian kitten, who grew into a big yellow…

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    The Pet Lady
    By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Dear Pet Lady, As a hairstylist, this is my busiest time of year; everyone wants to look spectacular for New…

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    By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Dear Pet Lady, I have an 8-year-old neutered tabby. He has been our only pet. My husband and I are…

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    By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Dear Pet Lady, Our dog, Penny, is extremely over-weight and has “baggy britches” that droop beneath her rear parts much…

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    Ginkgo: a hungry, angry cat.
    The Pet Lady
    By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    DEAR PET LADY, Perhaps while savoring a martini, you could read my letter and offer some sage advice. My 8-year-old…

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    The Mutt Mitt®: eradicating poo piñatas.
    The Pet Lady
    By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    MY DEAREST PET LADY, While I generally think you provide quite eloquent and perhaps somewhat verbose answers in your dear…

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    Spider: angry and unblessed.Pet Secretary: hungover and sad.
    The Pet Lady
    By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    THE PET SECRETARY brought a press release announcing the intention of a local church to bless animals one Sunday to…

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    By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    DEAR PET LADY, I have a full-grown cocker who just loves to chew most everything, especially my car seat belts,…

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    The Pet Lady
    The Pet Lady
    By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Dear Pet Lady, Thank you for publishing my first letter. I found your bit on Belgian Waffles especially interesting. But,…

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    A golden dog's golden years.
    The Pet Lady
    By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    DEAR PET LADY, I have an 11-year-old golden retriever. In the last month, he has become less active and skinnier….

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    The Rev. blesses a bird.
    The Pet Lady
    By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    HEREWITH, the much-anticipated report from the Pet Secretary (writing in lieu of the Pet Lady as this event took place…

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