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Articles by Vernal Coleman
Rent a room to a guy who assaults a woman who then
Rent a room to a guy who assaults...
By Vernal Coleman • March 1, 2010 12:00 am

Rent a room to a guy who assaults a woman who then gets tasered by police and watch your Hotels.com…

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Toure Apparel exists in a parallel universe where selling fake merch is
Toure Apparel exists in a parallel universe where...
By Vernal Coleman • February 26, 2010 12:00 am

Toure Apparel exists in a parallel universe where selling fake merch is cool and grillz are still in style.At the…

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A national news outlet says Harris-Moore may have tried to steal another
A national news outlet says Harris-Moore may have...
By Vernal Coleman • February 23, 2010 12:00 am

A national news outlet says Harris-Moore may have tried to steal another airplane.As previously noted, Colton Harris-Moore’s reputation makes him…

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Icy Hot
Icy Hot
By Vernal Coleman • February 23, 2010 12:00 am

The Winter Olympics are on, which means big business for Granite Curling Club.

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The least NSFW tantric massage photo on the WebWhether Rainbow Love was
The least NSFW tantric massage photo on the...
By Vernal Coleman • February 22, 2010 12:00 am

The least NSFW tantric massage photo on the WebWhether Rainbow Love was running a local chain of tantric-style massage parlors,…

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A curious thing has happened up South Park way. The former County
A curious thing has happened up South Park...
By Vernal Coleman • February 22, 2010 12:00 am

A curious thing has happened up South Park way. The former County Line, the greatly missed– or for the residents…

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Behold, the new Nike Air Griffey, available with matching walking castOne final
Behold, the new Nike Air Griffey, available with...
By Vernal Coleman • February 19, 2010 12:00 am

Behold, the new Nike Air Griffey, available with matching walking castOne final note before you head out to happy hour,…

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Icy Hot
Icy Hot
By Vernal Coleman • February 19, 2010 12:00 am

The Winter Olympics are on, which means big business for Granite Curling Club.

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The Shirley Temple: what Yolanda makes for you when you give her
The Shirley Temple: what Yolanda makes for you...
By Vernal Coleman • February 18, 2010 12:00 am

The Shirley Temple: what Yolanda makes for you when you give her guffThe watering hole: Rose Petals Restaurant, 6901 Martin…

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A guy in Federal Way allegedly wanted to use one of these
A guy in Federal Way allegedly wanted to...
By Vernal Coleman • February 16, 2010 12:00 am

A guy in Federal Way allegedly wanted to use one of these to kill two copsAlleged wannabe bomber Adrian Dower…

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If Colton is indeed in custody, dollars to donuts says that he
If Colton is indeed in custody, dollars to...
By Vernal Coleman • February 12, 2010 12:00 am

If Colton is indeed in custody, dollars to donuts says that he ain’t smilingAnswer: Nope. Update after the jump.There’s a…

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Call him mint jelly, cuz Colton Harris Moore is still on the
Call him mint jelly, cuz Colton Harris Moore...
By Vernal Coleman • February 11, 2010 12:00 am

Call him mint jelly, cuz Colton Harris Moore is still on the lamOld adage about gangstas: the real ones don’t…

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 View Larger MapThe Mercer Island man wanted for brutally assaulting his ex-girlfriend
 View Larger MapThe Mercer Island man wanted for...
By Vernal Coleman • February 11, 2010 12:00 am

View Larger MapThe Mercer Island man wanted for brutally assaulting his ex-girlfriend on Wednesday was found dead from an apparent…

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Did a Ft. Lewis soldier do this to his 4-year-old daughter?When Yelm
Did a Ft. Lewis soldier do this to...
By Vernal Coleman • February 10, 2010 12:00 am

Did a Ft. Lewis soldier do this to his 4-year-old daughter?When Yelm police responded to a disturbance call at the…

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Loan Shark
Loan Shark
By Vernal Coleman • February 9, 2010 12:00 am

A local attorney says the tactics of these 21st-century crooks have evolved from broken arms and cement boots.

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There’s nothing funny about a man in his 60s getting beat up.
There’s nothing funny about a man in his...
By Vernal Coleman • February 8, 2010 12:00 am

There’s nothing funny about a man in his 60s getting beat up. This picture, however …To be clear, seeing your…

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Medical examiners haven’t identified the body found inside the blaze.Last night, investigators
Medical examiners haven’t identified the body found inside...
By Vernal Coleman • February 2, 2010 12:00 am

Medical examiners haven’t identified the body found inside the blaze.Last night, investigators from the Seattle Fire Department made a grisly…

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Attention shoplifters: an inability to hold her head up without help is
Attention shoplifters: an inability to hold her head...
By Vernal Coleman • February 2, 2010 12:00 am

Attention shoplifters: an inability to hold her head up without help is a surefire sign that your accomplice isn’t up…

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This ad has been flagged by Craigslist If there’s anything we’ve learned
This ad has been flagged by Craigslist If...
By Vernal Coleman • February 1, 2010 12:00 am

This ad has been flagged by Craigslist If there’s anything we’ve learned from late night reruns of “The Odd Couple,”…

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Mayor McGinn weighs in on port truck reformIt would seem that Mayor
Mayor McGinn weighs in on port truck reformIt...
By Vernal Coleman • January 27, 2010 12:00 am

Mayor McGinn weighs in on port truck reformIt would seem that Mayor Mike McGinn has taken a side in the…

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