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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Alright, Pet Lady, This is pretty annoying. It’s not like it takes that much organization to answer the fucking questions….

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I like to drive!
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAR PET LADY, Roxann, a Welsh corgi, drives from Tacoma to Bellevue to sit in her favorite chair at Shoe…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dear Pet Lady, Our Jack Russell terrier, while normally well behaved, goes berserk before being taken on a walk. He…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

The Pet Lady’s attention has been drawn to a pair of rather ancient letters that apparently fell behind the liquor…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dear Pet Lady, There seems to be a trend lately of people bringing their pets into the office. I find…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dear Pet Lady, The other night a raccoon came up on my deck and began marauding about my planters, digging…

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Rosie: doesn't put out.
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dear Pet Lady, My Rosie has been “fixed” since she was 2; however, this has not stopped her from keeping…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dear Pet Lady, As my cat ages, his meow has devolved from a cute “mew” to something more closely resembling…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAR PET LADY, Recently I received a Chinese Pug for my birthday as a gift from my boyfriend. We have…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAR PET LADY, My wife and I have had a horrible run of bad luck. First, the puppy we chose…

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Top and side views of cats (not counting fur). Silhouettes 3 and 4 represent optimal weight cats.
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

MY DEAREST PET LADY, As I read the most recent Pet Lady [May 2], I felt a euphoric happiness over…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

HELLO THERE PET LADY, I have had cats all my life, and right now we have two. My problem is…

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Drool: a small issue, relatively.
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dear Pet Lady, A cat visits my deck every day. It is very affectionate but has some issues. When petted,…

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To "The Notorious Pet Lady"!
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAR PET LADY, I am a new Seattle resident and my apartment building doesn’t allow pets. I miss the pitter-patter…

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It was pet school. I was experimenting.
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Dear Pet Lady, I think my dog is a lesbian. I consider myself a very tolerant person, and I do…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

Sweet readers, you may recall the dilemma of dear Keith and his bloodthirsty cat Minew [The Pet Lady, Feb. 21];…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAR PET LADY, My cat and my dog are having a weird affair. Both are fixed, both are females, but…

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The Pet Lady
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAR PET LADY, In response to Dru LeVeck’s bird info, I just would like to say that poor Dru is…

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I eat poop!
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

MY DEAREST PET LADY, I have a perplexing situation that I believe demands your utmost attention. In our humble domicile,…

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Dogs!
The Pet Lady
By The Pet Lady • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

DEAR PET LADY, I intend to buy a dog for my 4-and- a-half-year-old son and myself sometime in the next…

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