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    Articles by Judy McGuire
    Online Dating: Assloads of Time-Saving
    Online Dating: Assloads of Time-Saving
    By Judy McGuire • April 12, 2011 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, Here I am at work and I’m a bit bored, so I start looking through the personals (why…

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    Don't Wear Your Heart, or Your Vagina, on Your Sleeve
    Don’t Wear Your Heart, or Your Vagina, on...
    By Judy McGuire • April 5, 2011 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, There’s this guy I’ve known for a few years. We flirted and exchanged numbers, but after a few…

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    Folks Are Ho-Hum About Your (Third) Wedding? Boo Fucking Hoo
    Folks Are Ho-Hum About Your (Third) Wedding? Boo...
    By Judy McGuire • March 29, 2011 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, My mother is coming to town next week, and my boyfriend is adamant about meeting her. We’ve only…

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    Man Up to Your Wandering Penis
    Man Up to Your Wandering Penis
    By Judy McGuire • March 22, 2011 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl: About a year ago, my wife discovered I’d been having an affair with a co-worker. When she found…

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    Reality Checks and Anal Sex
    Reality Checks and Anal Sex
    By Judy McGuire • March 15, 2011 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, Why do women who AREN’T into anal sex find it impossible to believe that some women LOVE anal…

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    Leaving the Bathroom, and Other Doors, Open
    Leaving the Bathroom, and Other Doors, Open
    By Judy McGuire • March 1, 2011 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, A couple of weeks ago, my boyfriend of a year and a half broke up with me. While…

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    Concentrate: There’s a Tree in Your Ass
    Concentrate: There’s a Tree in Your Ass
    By Judy McGuire • February 22, 2011 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, My sister is dating a scumbag. He’s a college dropout, lives with two roommates (he’s 30), just lost…

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    Is It Revenge or Is It Love?
    Is It Revenge or Is It Love?
    By Judy McGuire • February 15, 2011 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, About four years ago I got involved with somebody who was married, separated, and living with his best…

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    Daughter vs. Girlfriend. Who Wins?
    Daughter vs. Girlfriend. Who Wins?
    By Judy McGuire • February 8, 2011 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’ve been pen pals with a woman I met on Facebook in February. It never occurred to me…

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    The Chicken You Can’t Unfuck
    The Chicken You Can’t Unfuck
    By Judy McGuire • February 1, 2011 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, My mom is cheating on my dad. I’m in my final year of college. To complicate matters, they…

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    Hanging Around for an Off Chance at Ass
    Hanging Around for an Off Chance at Ass
    By Judy McGuire • January 25, 2011 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, She and I met at the gym (she was an instructor), and immediately it was like we were…

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    Is It Comfortable With Your Head Up Your Ass?
    Is It Comfortable With Your Head Up Your...
    By Judy McGuire • January 11, 2011 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, Life is mostly wonderful with my boyfriend of nearly three years. We’re best friends and have great sex….

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    Accessorize--With a New Man
    Accessorize–With a New Man
    By Judy McGuire • January 4, 2011 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’m a research scientist and have always been incredibly clueless about “girly” things. My husband has been going…

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    Just a week after proudly displaying his diploma from Domestic Violence class,
    Just a week after proudly displaying his diploma...
    By Judy McGuire • December 30, 2010 12:00 am

    Just a week after proudly displaying his diploma from Domestic Violence class, Chris Brown has shown the world that five…

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    That loud gasping noise you heard earlier this week was the world’s
    That loud gasping noise you heard earlier this...
    By Judy McGuire • December 28, 2010 12:00 am

    That loud gasping noise you heard earlier this week was the world’s collective surprise when researchers at Brigham Young University…

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    No, really: STOP IT.
    No, really: STOP IT.
    By Judy McGuire • December 28, 2010 12:00 am

    (NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!)   Dear Dategirl, I started working with “M” about a year ago. He…

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    Without the internet, I might not have ever met my current boyfriend.
    Without the internet, I might not have ever...
    By Judy McGuire • December 27, 2010 12:00 am

    Without the internet, I might not have ever met my current boyfriend. Or the boyfriend before him, or the one…

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    Everyone Has Limits--Dategirl Included
    Everyone Has Limits–Dategirl Included
    By Judy McGuire • December 21, 2010 12:00 am

    (NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!)   Dear Dategirl: My old lady is fine as hell, but she can…

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    This week, the LA police released 180 photos of women who may
    This week, the LA police released 180 photos...
    By Judy McGuire • December 17, 2010 12:00 am

    This week, the LA police released 180 photos of women who may or may not be previously undiscovered victims of…

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    No, I didn’t come about this information first-hand, I gleaned it watching
    No, I didn’t come about this information first-hand,...
    By Judy McGuire • December 16, 2010 12:00 am

    No, I didn’t come about this information first-hand, I gleaned it watching VH1’s latest Rock Doc, “Let’s Spend the Night…

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