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    Articles by Judy McGuire
    Just Because Your Friends Married Cheaters, That Doesn't Mean That You Did
    Just Because Your Friends Married Cheaters, That Doesn’t...
    By Judy McGuire • January 29, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl: In the last couple of weeks, two of my girlfriends have discovered they were married to cheaters. One…

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    Ghosts of Assholes Past
    Ghosts of Assholes Past
    By Judy McGuire • January 19, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’ve been seeing this wonderful man for two months now. He has a great sense of humor, is…

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    Yes, Your Fiance and His Mom Are Effing Nuts
    Yes, Your Fiance and His Mom Are Effing...
    By Judy McGuire • January 12, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, Just before Christmas, my boyfriend of two years proposed. We’ve been living together for a while, so I…

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    Are You Out of Your Fucking Mind?
    Are You Out of Your Fucking Mind?
    By Judy McGuire • January 5, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl: I’ve been dating this great guy for about six months. A few weeks ago we decided to get…

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    Jingle Balls
    Jingle Balls
    By Judy McGuire • December 29, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, The other night, some friends and I—a mixed group of girls and guys—went out to a club. We…

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    He Got Blame
    He Got Blame
    By Judy McGuire • December 22, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, After four years of marriage, I just found out my wife has been cheating on me. She didn’t…

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    Should I Act on This Fantasy on the Rebound?
    Should I Act on This Fantasy on the...
    By Judy McGuire • December 16, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, After my boyfriend and I broke up last month, I was thrown into a deep depression. I had…

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    Holiday Hell
    Holiday Hell
    By Judy McGuire • December 8, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I used to enjoy the holidays. I’d throw dinner parties with friends, maybe a bonfire in the backyard,…

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    Too Sexy for Her Skirt
    Too Sexy for Her Skirt
    By Judy McGuire • December 1, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, My wife is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. But I just found out that maybe…

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    It's Not You, It's Your Vagina
    It’s Not You, It’s Your Vagina
    By Judy McGuire • November 23, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, About 12 years ago I became involved with a great guy. At the time I was extricating myself…

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    What Can I Do to Bed a Hottie?
    What Can I Do to Bed a Hottie?
    By Judy McGuire • November 16, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I have an awesome friend whom I sometimes hook up with. He is the best friend I ever…

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    Even Unemployed Truckers Deserve Some Love
    Even Unemployed Truckers Deserve Some Love
    By Judy McGuire • November 9, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I am a divorced, unemployed truck driver with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, severe psoriatic arthritis and…

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    What Are the Rules for Befriending an Ex?
    What Are the Rules for Befriending an Ex?
    By Judy McGuire • November 3, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’m a senior in college, and until recently was in a great relationship with an amazing woman. Since…

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    Paging 1995: Why Won't My Online Crush Get Physical?
    Paging 1995: Why Won’t My Online Crush Get...
    By Judy McGuire • October 27, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, As you’ve often recommended, I recently posted my profile on an Internet dating site. I’ve been corresponding with…

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    He's Still Married, He's Got Baggage, and You're the Rebound
    He’s Still Married, He’s Got Baggage, and You’re...
    By Judy McGuire • October 20, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’m a 32-year-old single woman who’s fallen for a guy. I’m pretty sure he’s falling for me too,…

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    You Can't Unfuck the Snooping Chicken
    You Can’t Unfuck the Snooping Chicken
    By Judy McGuire • October 13, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’ve been dating my boyfriend for almost three years, a year of which has been long-distance while he…

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    Congratulations, You've Become a Bendover Betty!
    Congratulations, You’ve Become a Bendover Betty!
    By Judy McGuire • October 6, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I have recently come to the unnerving realization that I am one of those girls who becomes a…

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    Oops. I Got Drunk And Fucked Up a First Date. Help!
    Oops. I Got Drunk And Fucked Up a...
    By Judy McGuire • September 22, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I “met” someone online. He seemed perfect. He was gorgeous, smart, funny, etc. But he was out of…

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    Jesus Hates a Heartbreaker
    Jesus Hates a Heartbreaker
    By Judy McGuire • September 15, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’ve known this guy for four years, and the entire time he’s been carrying a torch for me….

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    Why Don't Hot Chicks Reach For the Check?
    Why Don’t Hot Chicks Reach For the Check?
    By Judy McGuire • September 8, 2009 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, What is the protocol for deciding who pays on a date? I’m lucky in that I’ve always had…

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