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Was I An Anchor Baby?

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Was I An Anchor Baby?

Dear Mexican, What is an anchor baby? I am a 45-year-old male born in the U.S. My parents…

Are the Chicanos Going to Hell?

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Are the Chicanos Going to Hell?

Dear Mexican, I am a chica struggling with coming out to my parents about my sexual orientation. My…

Say it Loud: Illegal and Proud

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Say it Loud: Illegal and Proud

Dear Mexican, I’m an illegal alien. Got here on a tourist visa and stayed for a job. My…

Is That a Stripe on Your Donkey?

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Is That a Stripe on Your Donkey?

Dear Mexican, Why do Mexicans paint stripes on their donkeys in Tijuana? Avenida Revolución Reveller Dear Gabacho, Same…

Since When Did the Garage Become a Social Habitat for Mexicans?

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Since When Did the Garage Become a Social Habitat for Mexicans?

Dear Mexican, As a Mexican, I’m always ashamed of the fact that a lot of Mexican women just…

Do Our Neighbors Share Our Love of Superheroes in Spandex?

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Do Our Neighbors Share Our Love of Superheroes in Spandex?

Dear Mexican, Where I recently started working, Latinos make up about 95 percent of the work force. We…

Isn't Calling Yourself "THE Race" Pretty Racist?

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Isn’t Calling Yourself “THE Race” Pretty Racist?

Dear Mexican, What’s with calling yourselves “La Raza“? Being Mexicans, Chicanos, or whatever isn’t enough—now you’re THE race?…

Special Tortilla Contest Edition

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Special Tortilla Contest Edition

¡ASK A MEXICAN! SPECIAL TORTILLA CONTEST EDITION Dear Readers: Gracias, merci, obrigado for the many submissions in our…

Why do Mexicans Join the Border Patrol?

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Why do Mexicans Join the Border Patrol?

Dear Mexican, Why are there Mexicans in the Border Patrol? What a hypocritical thing to do to our…

Why Is Elvis Mexico's King?

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Why Is Elvis Mexico’s King?

Dear Mexican, What’s the fascination Mexicans have with Elvis? Good Roceando Tonight Dear Gabacho, It’s taken awhile for…

Love Thy Neighbor, Even Immigrants

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Love Thy Neighbor, Even Immigrants

Dear Mexican, Whenever I have an immigration debate with my Chicano hermanos who support open borders and get…

Fanatics and Birth Control

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Fanatics and Birth Control

Dear Mexican, I recently went to a baseball game at Dodgers Stadium. It was good to see the…

Ask a Mexican

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Ask a Mexican

Dear Mexican, I recently went to a baseball game at Dodgers Stadium. It was good to see the…

No Enslavement, But Dating's Still No Cake Walk

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No Enslavement, But Dating’s Still No Cake Walk

Dear Mexican, First it was Native Americans, then blacks, then the Japanese. For a while, Muslims. Now I…

You're Mexican, Not Spanish. Get Over It.

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You’re Mexican, Not Spanish. Get Over It.

Dear Mexican, I’m a Mexican-American, but I always lie and tell people my ancestors were from Spain. My…

Whatever Happened to Mexico's Charlie Chaplin?

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Whatever Happened to Mexico’s Charlie Chaplin?

Dear Mexican, Why did the Mexican comedian Cantinflas never catch on in Hollywood? I thought he was supposed…

Call Me a "Wetback." I Dare You.

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Call Me a “Wetback.” I Dare You.

Dear Mexican, Whenever I see the television show COPS, the white folks pull over and hope no one…

Our Celtic Brothers Are Really the Catholic Irish

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Our Celtic Brothers Are Really the Catholic Irish

Dear Mexican, Consider the similarities between my people, the Celtic Scots, and yours, the Hispanic Mexicans. Both our…

Should I Have to Press 1 For English?

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Should I Have to Press 1 For English?

Dear Mexican: I work at a Seattle-based company, and our Customer Service Department uses a phone-tree system that…

Identity Fraud? Muy Bad. Unpaid Taxes? Even Worse.

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Identity Fraud? Muy Bad. Unpaid Taxes? Even Worse.

SPECIAL DIA DE LOS IMPUESTOS EDITION Dear Mexican, Sitting on my desk is a levy from the Internal…