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Please Give Me a Good Reason Mexicans Refry Their Beans
Dear Mexican, We were in a restaurant the other day eating some refried beans and green chili, when…
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How Do Mexicans Feel About Carlos Mencia?
Dear Mexican, I’m a minority, and I know we can be overly sensitive sometimes, but I just can’t…
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What’s the Wait Between Street-Sweeper and Attorney?
Dear Mexican, After the great migration of Jews to this nation, a question was posed: “How long does…
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The Half-Breed Nickname Edition
Dear Readers, I asked half-breeds to write in with nicknames that describe their mixed Mexican heritage. Muchos responses…
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Special Guest Co-Columnist Dan Savage Just Loves Our Mexican
I am addressing this to both ¡Ask a Mexican! and Savage Love, hoping one of you will have…
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Why Do Y’all Stink?
Dear Mexican, A new line of Speedy Gonzalez clothing came out earlier this year. As a black vendor…
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Do You Think Elvira Arellano Is the Next Rosa Parks?
Dear Mexican, Do you agree with immigration rights activists calling Elvira Arellano, who is an illegal immigrant AND…
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Not All Mexican Women Are Out to Attract Hombres
Dear Readers, It’s not just questions and racist rants that invade the Mexican’s mailbox—your feedback sneaks under my…
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Does He Have to Send All His Money Back Home?
Mothers: the only women in the world for gay Mexicans.
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My Wife’s Standing Between Me and Tradition
Dear Mexican, I’ve run into a problem with my wife. I’d like to proudly display our last name…
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Colored Lips
Dear Mexican, Why do Mexicans say “¡Ojalá Dios quiere!“? Ojalá refers to Allah the Muslim God, and Dios…
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Salt & Limey
Dear Readers, You love us, you really love us! Mere moments after publishing my July 11 column (in…
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Mexican’s Special Amnesty Edition
Dear Gabachos, You love us, you really love us! Mere moments after the Senate allowed an amnesty bill…
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Why Do Mexicans Always Wear Pants?
Dear Mexican, A friend asked me years ago to come up with a Spanish word or phrase that…
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Elevated Rate of Sexual Deviancy Amongst Mexicans?
Dear Mexican, So often when we see Mexican bands perform in the U.S. and Mexico, the crowd at…
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Beware the Chorizo Stuffer
Dear Mexican, I was sitting around with my daughter and her Mexican husband the other day talking about…
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Cheetos for Children
Dear Mexican, Has the 1965 Immigration Act proved to be a good thing or bad thing for America,…
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Who Needs a Bachelor’s in Chicano Studies?
Dear Mexican, I was going through a local state college’s academic program the other day and found that…
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Wake Up and Smell the Tacos
Dear Mexican, I have no problem with immigrants. My grandparents were Dutch on one side and Irish on…
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Hard Enough to Fail
Dear Readers, Gracias, gracias, gracias for ustedes who bought the Mexican’s book last week (deportation for those who…