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Girls, Guns, Booze, and Cash: See, We Can Get Along

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Girls, Guns, Booze, and Cash: See, We Can Get Along

Dear Mexican, Why are indigenous peoples from north of the Rio Grande called redskins and those from south…

Where Has My Mexican Lover Gone?

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Where Has My Mexican Lover Gone?

Dear Mexican, I’m a gay man in his mid-30s who has always loved Mexican men. And this question…

How Can I Become Legal?

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How Can I Become Legal?

Dear Mexican, Since moving to Aztlán from Boston, I’ve spent so much time with my next-door neighbor from…

If I Make Your Bed, Can I Stay in Your Country?

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If I Make Your Bed, Can I Stay in Your Country?

Dear Mexican, Mexicans are angry that the United States might protect its own borders, might make it harder…

Why Are Mexicans Such Cheap Labor?

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Why Are Mexicans Such Cheap Labor?

Dear Mexican, Why do Mexicans have padrinos for everything? I never understood why; can you help me out?…

Why Won't Mexicans Vote for a Black Man?

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Why Won’t Mexicans Vote for a Black Man?

Dear Mexican, Why won’t Mexicans vote for a black man? Hillary Hater Dear Readers, Dozens of ustedes have…

What's Holding Mexico Down?

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What’s Holding Mexico Down?

Dear Mexican, Mexico has vast natural resources, good climate, natural ports, supergenerous and good-looking neighbors, and plenty of…

Do Mexicans Turn on Their Own?

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Do Mexicans Turn on Their Own?

Dear Mexican, My parents were Greeks who legally immigrated to the United States in 1920.When it became harder…

Less Gayer to Give Than Receive?

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Less Gayer to Give Than Receive?

Dear Mexican, After working with Mexicans for years, I have noticed that Mexican men have a double standard…

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Drinking and Chihuahuas

Dear Readers: Mucho feedback from ustedes regarding recent questions about archetypical Mexican dogs and the propensity of wabs…

Which Is the Drunker Ethnic Group? And Why?

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Which Is the Drunker Ethnic Group? And Why?

Dear Mexican, The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration reports that Mexican-Americans have the highest proportion of DUIs and…

Mexicans? The More the Merrier!

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Mexicans? The More the Merrier!

Dear Mexican, I feel that the more Mexicans who come to this country, the better. I am a…

Why Are the Catholics Always Causing Trouble?

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Why Are the Catholics Always Causing Trouble?

Dear Mexican, I’m sad that there aren’t more Mexicans here in the Detroit area. We’re one of the…

Why Aren't Mexicans Ambitious?

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Why Aren’t Mexicans Ambitious?

Dear Mexican, I was born in beautiful El Paso, and my parents are from Juaritos. I always wondered…

Why Must They Batter Barney?

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Why Must They Batter Barney?

Dear Mexican, With a scant four weeks before I cram my mochila with a few clothes for me…

What's the Porn Star–Used Car Connection?

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What’s the Porn Star–Used Car Connection?

Dear Mexican, What’s the deal with Spanish-language car dealership commercials that feature bikini-clad porn star wanna-bes copulating with…

Please Answer This Age-Old Question: Is Lou Dobbs Lying?

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Please Answer This Age-Old Question: Is Lou Dobbs Lying?

Dear Mexican, Is Lou Dobbs right when he says that close to 80 hospitals in California have been…

Go Ahead, Exploit Our Holidays, We're Used to It

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Go Ahead, Exploit Our Holidays, We’re Used to It

Dear Mexican, How do I go to the Mexican grocery store and bakery to buy supplies for our…

Dating Mexicans Is Not Slumming

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Dating Mexicans Is Not Slumming

Dear Mexican, Why do so many of my peers assume I must have low self-esteem just because I’m…

Why’s the Brown Team So Obsessed With Dead Body Parts?

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Why’s the Brown Team So Obsessed With Dead Body Parts?

Dear Mexican, What is it with the Mexican hang-up on body parts? When Gen. Antonio López de Santa…