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What’s the Right Age for a Mexican Girl to Get Married?
Dear Mexican, I am a 22-year-old Mexican-American woman,still living with my parents but going to college, working full-time…
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SPECIAL TWO-LINERS EDITION
Dear Mexican, A gabacho in the local daily suggested that some of our prisons be outsourced to Mexico…
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Dear Mexican: What Am I?
Dear Mexican, My family, who hasn’t been long in this country, came here because of lousy treatment by…
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Ask a Mexican
Dear Mexican, A recent column contained comments on huevos as opposed to cojones. As a retired Latin teacher…
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Ask a Mexican: Special Soccer Edition
Dear Mexican, Why does El Tri act like pendejos every time the U.S. men’s national soccer team kicks…
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Why Aren’t Mexicans as Poetic as They Are Artistic?
Dear Mexican, Why do Mexicans at construction sites always draw a dick and vagina on the interiors of…
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Should Mexicans Be Proud of the Sotomayor Nomination?
Dear Mexican, The mainstream media is making big noise of Sonia Sotomayor likely being the first Latina Supreme…
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How Can I Get Mexicans to Arrive at a Meeting ON TIME?
Dear Mexican, How can I get Mexicans to arrive to a meeting ON TIME? Punctual Pete Dear Gabacho,…
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What Good Have Mexicans Done For California?
Dear Mexican, Why is it that ever since the U.S./California let you people immigrate, tunnel, weasel, or whatever…
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Cure the What-Ifs With Sauza and Facebook
Dear Mexican, Looking back recently on my distant youth in northwest Ohio, I came to the realization that…
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Is the U.S. Exporting Its Undesirables to Tijuana?
Dear Mexican, I write to you with a doubt similar to the one that Incensed in Chicago felt…
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Is This Why Mexican Men Beat Their Wives?
Dear Mexican, I was riding the local light rail when two female Mexicans sat down and started talking…
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Why is Authentic Mexican Food So Terrible?
Dear Mexican, I am a Chicano in Connecticut. I moved from Arizona to the East Coast for my…
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Ask a Mexican
Dear Mexican, My question is simple: Can you please confirm that there are doctors, lawyers, and other professionals…
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Tell Me a Story About Mexican Pirates
Dear Mexican, My wife and I have an argument going on about pirates. And since you are the…
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Why Sons of Mexico Are So Irresistible
Dear Mexican, My wife is from Michoacán state. We’ve bought a home in the small town of her…
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The Mexican’s Special Pandemic Edition
Dear Mexican: Is it true that most Mexicans are carriers of the swine flu due to the fact…
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Am I a Closet Lebanese?
Dear Mexican, First of all, please don’t think that I’m a self-loathing Mexican; I was born in the…
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Mexicans Are Drinking Our Water!
Dear Mexican, In an earlier column you mentioned that conservatives can’t have an argument against illegal immigration without…
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Whatever Happened to Ay, Caramba!?
Dear Mexican, For as long as I can remember, Mexicans were known for doing three things: drinking lots…