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Special Sexy Edition
Dear Mexican, I’ve always been attracted to transgendered women since I was about 13. I’ve noticed, however, that…
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Ask a Mexican: Special Narco Edition
Dear Mexican, How can a formerly proud Latina like myself feel proud to be Mexican again after my…
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Ask a Mexican: Special Taco Bell Edition
Dear Mexican, Why do so many Mexicans work for Taco Bell and El Pollo Loco? Don’t they know…
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Your Words of Wisdom
Dear Readers, Siempre, the wisest words that appear in this column come from ustedes, y the following two…
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Why Arent Mexican Americans Considered Native Americans?
Dear Mexican, I’m surprised by the choice of the word “amnesty” by those who would demonize immigration reform,…
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Ask a Mexican: SPECIAL BEST-OF EDITION
Dear Readers: The Mexican is still trying to shake off the Herradura from the previous year, so I’m…
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SPECIAL YEAR-END EDICIÓN
Dear Mexican, Why in the hell does everything have to be in English and Spanish? I ride the…
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Why Mexican Men Love Them Some Asian Women
Dear Mexican, I’m an Asian female, and for some time I’ve been fascinated by Mexican culture. I find…
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What’s With Polacks and Whores?
Dear Mexican: I used to frequent a cantina in Chicago where half of the bar was Polack, the…
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Why Do White Americans Buy Into This Reconquista Bullshit?
Dear Mexican, I live in a little village in England in a house that’s 200 years old, just…
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Did Lou Dobbs Just Infiltrate The Mexican?
Dear Mexican, Why oh why do most Mexican women cut their long black hair after reaching the pivotal…
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Why Don’t You Impose a Maximum Age for Stroller Usage?
Dear Mexican, Whenever I see an ad for a Mexican ramera, they always describe themselves as “spicy.” Are…
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Why Do Beaners Ignore White People?
Dear Mexican: Why do beaners or gabachos deliberately try to ignore white people and act like they’re not…
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Why Are Mexican Girls Choosing to Fail?
Dear Mexican: As teachers, we’ve been exhorted to expand our efforts in closing the achievement gap between majority…
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Why Don’t Uninsured Mexicans Just Take the Bus?
Dear Mexican, An uninsured wetback just hit my car and totaled his. He had no insurance and no…
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I’m a Mexican-American, and I Hate Canadians!
Dear Mexican, As a Mexican-American, I’ve lived in St. Louis for about 17 years and have seen a…
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Does Jim Davis Need Sensitivity Training?
Dear Mexican, In Garfield strips that appeared in the funny pages earlier this year, Garfield is wearing a…
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Is the Reconquista for Real?
Dear Mexican, We gabachos get differing reports regarding the Reconquista. Some say it’s a genuine movement, well underway.…
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We Do Assimilate Sometimes, You Know?
Dear Mexican, Why do Mexicans make the sign of mucho dinero with a gap between their thumb and…