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¡Ask a Mexican!
Dear Mexican, Why can AeroMexico Airlines fly through any kind of weather conditions to get to and from…
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Piñata-Bashing
Dear Mexican,This güero downloaded the Arizona S.B. 1070 bill, did a search on the document for “Mexicans,” and…
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Why Mexicans Should Learn How to Dance to Tropical Music
Dear Mexican,I am a mutt. My father’s father was an illegal immigrant from Mexico. My mother’s father was…
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Do Mexicans Think It’s Weird for Gabachos to Do Their Own Yard Work?
Also: How did embarazada come to mean "pregnant" and not "embarrassed"?
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¡Ask a Mexican!
Dear Mexican, I was a history major at the University of Arizona in Tucson, which I believe was…
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¡Ask a Mexican!
Dear Mexican,I’m not the type to let things slide when I see something that strikes me as ignorant,…
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Ask a Mexican!
SPECIAL BEST-OF EDITIONDear Mexican, What is it with the Mexican hang-up on body parts? When General Antonio Lopez…
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Ask a Mexican!
SPECIAL GRACIAS EDITIONDear Mexican, Mexico is truly an amazing, beautiful country! Huge oil reserves, mineral deposits second to…
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Preguntale al Mexicano
Dear Mexican, I understand NYC isn’t your jurisdiction, but maybe you have some insight, or maybe this is…
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When Will Mexico Declare War on the U.S.?
Dear Mexican, What punishment could America give that would FINALLY make crossing America’s borders—repeatedly—unpalatable to Mexicans, when even…
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You’re Caca out of Luck
Dear Mexican, I work at a large hotel in Orange County where 80 percent of the employees are…
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What’s Up With Mexican Hatred of African Americans?
SPECIAL MEXICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY EDITION Dear Readers, ¡VIVA MÉXICO, CABRONES! Happy 200th cumpleaños to America’s favorite country, to…
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Be in the Juego, Not of the Juego
SPECIAL LABOR DÍA EDITION Dear Mexican, I’m a naturalized citizen born in Ciudad Juárez (the most dangerous city…
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Do Mexicans Hike? (For Sport?)
Dear Mexican, Oye, I’m a Mexican con un pie aquí y un pie allá, and I have to…
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Mexicans Are Part of God’s Chosen People
Dear Readers, As you read this, my trusty burro, pigtailed chica, and I are crisscrossing Aztlán researching Mexican…
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How Do Mexicans Like Their Coffee?
Dear Mexican, As a proud New Yorker, I gotta ask: What the FUCK is up with Mexican food…
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The Truth Is Like a Mexican
Dear Mexican, I am a retired gringa living in Mazatlán, Sinaloa. Most of us foreigners here are liberal…
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Are American Mexicans Stuck in the 1950s?
Dear Mexican: As an old gringo who calls himself a gringo (not a gabacho), I study Mexican culture…
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Mexican Mormons and Jaliscan Blowhards
Dear Mexican, I heard Mormonism is a quickly spreading religion down in ye olde Mexico. What is it…