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Ex-Girlfriends: How Visible Is Too Visible?
Dear Mexican, Most Mexicans I know (myself included) feel it’s terribly disrespectful to keep old photos around of…
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What’s a Little Marriage Fraud Between Amigos?
It's a felony, sure, but in the absence of real immigration reform, some young, assimilated illegal immigrants see…
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Whats Up With the Rich White Girls?
Dear Mexican, I’m a (poor) white girl myself, but I have to ask: What’s the deal with all…
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Special Poetry Edition
Dear Readers, The Arizona pendejas have emboldened hundreds of Know-Nothings in the past week to boast to the…
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Why Do Mexicans Hate American Soccer?
Dear Mexican, Why do the Mexicans HATE American soccer and “hate” (bolded, underlined, and italicized) Landon Donovan? Uncle…
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Valeverga Special Summer Edition
Dear Mexican, I worked a summer job during college in southern Arizona in the late 1960s, where most…
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Special High-School Graduation Edition
Dear Mexican, I work at a high school with a significant number of students without papers. Two students…
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Special Ethnic Studies Edition
Dear Mexican, I have a sister. I read your column each time it comes out in Tucson Weekly.…
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Things About Arizona That Dont Suck
Dear Readers, All together now: ¡A LA CHINGADA WITH ARIZONA’S SB1070! For those of ustedes too occupied with…
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Bad News for Mexicans: You Really Are Shorter
Dear Mexican, I live in a Northeastern city, and a game I play with myself during the cold,…
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Whose Wall Is It Anyway?
Dear Mexican, I have a friend who frequently wears a T-shirt that boldly states in big, badass Old…
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The One Thing Mexican Men Fear Most
Dear Mexican, I’ve dated a few Mexican girls in the last couple of years, and I’ve come to…
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Since When Did the Census Hire Lou Dobbs?
Dear Mexican, I know that Mexicans and pochos can be black, white, Asian, and indios, but I just…
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Special Minuteman Project Edition!
Dear Readers: In honor of April Fool’s Day, I turn this column over to Jim Gilchrist, founder of…
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George Lopez to Voice Speedy Gonzalez Movie; What a Pendejo!
Dear Mexican, I just read that Speedy Gonzales is getting his own feature film and will be voiced…
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Hate Crimes Aren’t Aimed at Hispanics, Just Mexicans
Dear Mexican, By now, I’m sure you’re aware of all the hate crimes against Hispanics in the last…
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Cheddar Packing: Not What You Think, Amigos
Dear Mexican, When I was in high school, everyone called the Mexican students like myself “cheddars.” I’m not…
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Pendejos Exist in Every Ethnicity
Dear Mexican, I’m a pan blanco and my wife is puertorriqueña. Our son looks basically white, while a…
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Dont Non-Aspiring Americans Keep Wages Down?
Dear Mexican, I am a lifelong resident of Arizona and have worked side-by-side with illegals for 25 years…
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How Much Cash Do Illegal Mexicans Save Me Every Month?
Dear Mexican, People talk about the costs of illegal immigration to our society. What about the savings? Has…