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Special April Fools’ Day Edition
Dear Readers, In honor of April Fools’ Day, I’m turning over the column this week to those who…
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Ask a Mexican
Dear Mexican, Why is it that when I go to the Mexican supermarkets to buy productos femeninas, fully…
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Mexico Still Hasn’t Discovered Tampons
Dear Mexican, Why is it that when I go to the Mexican supermarkets to buy productos femeninas, fully…
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Why I [heart] the Arizona A-Hole
Dear Mexican, Not sure if this has been asked before, but how do you feel about Arizona’s Sheriff…
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The Truth About Bumblebee Man
Dear Mexican, Have you seen the Simpsons figurines from Kid Robot? The Bumblebee Man is the hardest to…
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Plenty of “Illegals” Born in the States
Dear Mexican, I believe that the words people use to describe other people, intentionally or unintentionally, reflect their…
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Denial of Abuse Not Limited to Mexicans
Dear Mexican, What is the deal with Mexican denial when it comes to dealing with child sexual abuse?…
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Why Do Gabachos Think We Know Everything About Plants?
Dear Mexican, I have a question from one Mexican to another: Why do gabachos think we know everything…
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Your Quinceañera Playlist, Right Here
Dear Mexican, I can’t tell you how disappointed I’ve been these past few days, as a U.S. citizen…
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Do You Really Hate the Illegal Mexican But Not the Legal One?
Dear Mexican, I am a naturalized (legal) hispano in the U.S. and I just realized what the “illegal”…
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“Tiki Tu Madre?”
Dear Mexican, I’m a Spanish teacher, and I’ve been hearing my students say a phrase that I am…
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Special Navidad Shopping Guide
Dear Readers, A couple of columnas ago, I published a short list of my favorite books regarding Mexicans…
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Why Is it Racist to Oppose Illegal Immigration?
Dear Mexican, Why is it that those of us who oppose illegal immigration are called racist by many…
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Who Counted All the Illegals, Anyway?
Dear Mexican, I hear all the time that 12 million illegal immigrants live in the United States. Is…
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Mexicans Claim Hendrix?
Dear Mexican, I recently received the biography of Rolling Stones bassist Ronnie Wood. While reading about his friendship…
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Are Mexicans the New Blacks?
Dear Mexican, In a column some time ago, you mentioned the Aztec prophecy claiming that “their descendants would…
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Why Won’t My Mexican Boyfriends Treat Me Right?
Dear Mexican, I know you’ve been asked variations of this before, but I’m going to ask again anyway.…
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Why Do Y’all Love Clam and Tomato Juice?
Dear Mexican, One of our Arizona politicians once said on the PBS show Horizonte that the “crime” of…
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Please Excuse the Clip Episode
Dear Readers, I don’t like to rerun columns ’cause it makes me look like a lazy Mexican, but…
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Anti-Mexican Not a Platform For National Victory
Dear Mexican, I’m half-Catalan, and the women on my mom’s side of my family have spent most of…