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On the campaign trail, Barack Obama said he was opposed to the
On the campaign trail, Barack Obama said he...
By Damon Agnos • September 3, 2009 12:00 am

On the campaign trail, Barack Obama said he was opposed to the military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” (DADT) policy towards…

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He didn’t steal anything, but this Neah Bay man did blaze quite
He didn’t steal anything, but this Neah Bay...
By Damon Agnos • September 3, 2009 12:00 am

He didn’t steal anything, but this Neah Bay man did blaze quite a path of destruction, at least according to…

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The Office of Drug Control Policy hasn’t shown us what our brains
The Office of Drug Control Policy hasn’t shown...
By Damon Agnos • September 3, 2009 12:00 am

The Office of Drug Control Policy hasn’t shown us what our brains look like on it, or how it’ll get…

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Our famously bright, sunny weather may have us leading the league in
Our famously bright, sunny weather may have us...
By Damon Agnos • September 2, 2009 12:00 am

Our famously bright, sunny weather may have us leading the league in sunglasses sales, but King County-ers aren’t enjoying that…

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Testicle jokes are funny, unless it’s your testicle people are joking about.
Testicle jokes are funny, unless it’s your testicle...
By Damon Agnos • September 2, 2009 12:00 am

Testicle jokes are funny, unless it’s your testicle people are joking about. Then it can get old. At least, that’s…

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Yesterday, we noted the streak of cars crashing into care facilities, a
Yesterday, we noted the streak of cars crashing...
By Damon Agnos • September 2, 2009 12:00 am

Yesterday, we noted the streak of cars crashing into care facilities, a la then-Husky Jerramy Stevens infamous hit and run…

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Community blogs are all the rage these days, so much so that
Community blogs are all the rage these days,...
By Damon Agnos • September 2, 2009 12:00 am

Community blogs are all the rage these days, so much so that even the sultans of stodge at the Seattle…

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By Taylor Hain. See more good stuff and post your own in
By Taylor Hain. See more good stuff and...
By Damon Agnos • September 2, 2009 12:00 am

By Taylor Hain. See more good stuff and post your own in the pool.

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Of course, for the comprehensive 411 on Northwest cougars, revisit Huan Hsu’s
Of course, for the comprehensive 411 on Northwest...
By Damon Agnos • September 2, 2009 12:00 am

Of course, for the comprehensive 411 on Northwest cougars, revisit Huan Hsu’s SW opus on the subject.

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Given the hard times–Seattle lost 68,800 jobs last year, by the way,
Given the hard times–Seattle lost 68,800 jobs last...
By Damon Agnos • September 1, 2009 12:00 am

Given the hard times–Seattle lost 68,800 jobs last year, by the way, or about 1 of every 25–you’re probably already…

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This time there’ll be no buffer between Carr (left end) and Holmes
This time there’ll be no buffer between Carr...
By Damon Agnos • September 1, 2009 12:00 am

This time there’ll be no buffer between Carr (left end) and Holmes (right end)Because they were both assured of qualifying…

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Or at least another step closer to an empty lot. MyBallard reports
Or at least another step closer to an...
By Damon Agnos • September 1, 2009 12:00 am

Or at least another step closer to an empty lot. MyBallard reports that this morning, a demolition crew took out…

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…because cars are crashing into care facilities left and right. Okay, it’s
…because cars are crashing into care facilities left...
By Damon Agnos • September 1, 2009 12:00 am

…because cars are crashing into care facilities left and right. Okay, it’s a cheap shot on old news, but what…

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Photo (and title) by Andy Bokanev Photography. Find more good stuff and
Photo (and title) by Andy Bokanev Photography. Find...
By Damon Agnos • September 1, 2009 12:00 am

Photo (and title) by Andy Bokanev Photography. Find more good stuff and post your own in the pool.

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As King County Exec, Sims was known for many things–among them, his
As King County Exec, Sims was known for...
By Damon Agnos • August 31, 2009 12:00 am

As King County Exec, Sims was known for many things–among them, his borderline compulsive use of Twitter (there’s been little…

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It was a noble effort, but our petition repurposing couldn’t keep the
It was a noble effort, but our petition...
By Damon Agnos • August 31, 2009 12:00 am

It was a noble effort, but our petition repurposing couldn’t keep the measure off the ballotWith a large majority of…

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Departure of the Sonics notwithstanding, pro hoops in Seattle has been looking
Departure of the Sonics notwithstanding, pro hoops in...
By Damon Agnos • August 31, 2009 12:00 am

Departure of the Sonics notwithstanding, pro hoops in Seattle has been looking up lately. The city’s remaining professional basketball team–the…

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The crimes that don’t happen are often more fun than the crimes
The crimes that don’t happen are often more...
By Damon Agnos • August 31, 2009 12:00 am

The crimes that don’t happen are often more fun than the crimes that do. (Note to young readers: Crime isn’t…

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When the zoo sends you up shit creek, at least they provide
When the zoo sends you up shit creek,...
By Damon Agnos • August 31, 2009 12:00 am

When the zoo sends you up shit creek, at least they provide the paddleSummer ain’t over yet, but it’s close,…

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Today’s Seattle Times brings another example of someone who didn’t need to
Today’s Seattle Times brings another example of someone...
By Damon Agnos • August 31, 2009 12:00 am

Today’s Seattle Times brings another example of someone who didn’t need to be busted for weed. Here’s the headline:After pulling…

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