Plan your life around the Weekly’s new cartoon strip.
“Uptight and self-righteous, your NPR tote-ing, organic-drinking ghost-columnist is a perfect rendition.”
Jan. 31–Feb. 6, 2007
“The accused were obviously weak in character and somehow slipped through the small cracks of the Ranger selection process.”
Getting down and dirty.
A mutt featuring characteristics of the hunts-tooth wolf and Waco terrier breeds, Mr. Rufflufigus perished this past Labor Day at…
Lies and statistics.
In loving memory: a 112-year-old feline jazz prodigy who once jammed with Kenny G.
“To equate alcohol to another industry like buying clothing or cars is a ridiculous premise. This is alcohol! Demon rum!”
I have a problem I suppose a lot of guys would like to have. My special naked lady friend likes…
Ruminations on alcoholic schizophrenia.
The Mexican sets readers straight as to his motherland’s ranking among the hemisphere’s most deviant countries.
Abortion rates have fallen even more in Washington than nationwide. A possible reason: more guilt.
Save the placenta!
No bathroom blow jobs on the first date!
The new sculpture park’s front row is occupied by a pair of unlikely (and uninterested) neighbors.
Oct. 11-17, 2006
Jan 24th – Jan 30th, 2007
