Microsoft has announced plans to buy back $40 billion worth of its own stock. Presently trading around $25 per share,…
First a few Pirate jokes, courtesy of piratejokes.net.Why is pirating addictive?They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get…
DNA double helixKatherine Riofta wonders when her brother is getting out of prison. Will it be days, weeks, or years?…
Avast you land lubbers, wenches and loblolly boys, it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Whether yer coursing the…
Lehman Brothers NYC Offices, photographed by Peter Mumford on September 15, 2008If all the news of the current financial debacle…
From Valleywag:Remember those awful Microsoft ads with Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates? Well, now you can forget them. Microsoft flacks…
Eddie Vedder performs a solo acoustic show at the Wiltern in Hollywood on Sunday, April 13. Photo by Robin Laananen….
Okay, so he didn’t exactly do anything to deserve it (yet.) But being the intrepid reporter he is, as was…
Bremerton City Council said thanks, but no thanks, to a proposal from Mayor Cary Bozeman that would have been the…
On the one hand, Nathan Myhrvold was smart enough to retire from MSFT before the stink of VIsta and its…
Residents of SHARE’s Safe Haven shelter have finally found a taker. Goodwill Industries of Seattle has offered space to the…
Nerd Power Who are Seattle’s two filthy richest backing for president? Less than two months to go but Bill Gates…
Parks employees are paid a premium to clean out vagrants in city greenbelts.
Dear Dategirl, I recently met a hot guy and we decided to have a sexual but noncommitted relationship. Our fuck…
Dear Uptight Seattleite, Can we talk about the word “underwhelmed”? It sums up everything I hate about this town of…
More on rural King County environmental squabbles and Beacon Hill safety issues.
For one man, every typo is a mini-Watergate. Just ask the P-I.
Are city-distributed light bulbs dangerous or not? Cub reporter Roger Downey pursues the truth.
Not only was voter turnout for the Aug. 19 primary abysmal– at 34.86 percent it was the worst in the…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) If I go a day without caffeine, I get a terrible headache. This “harmless” addiction definitely…
