I don’t know about your polling place, but mine is located in

I don’t know about your polling place, but mine is located in an old elementary school, staffed by grouchy elderly workers, and reeks of paste, urine, and bad cafeteria food. This combined with the ever-present long lines, make voting is about as pleasurable as a turd salad. So while it’s garnered charges of sexism, I have to high-five the young Catalonian Socialists who gave their fellow Spaniards a jolt by releasing a very naughty get-out-and-vote commercial, which you can see after the jump. . . .In it, an attractive young woman lets down her long hair she reaches the polling table, obviously in a state of growing arousal. The three middle-aged pollworkers watch in awe as she glides her tongue softly across the envelope, sealing it, and then slides her vote in and out of the box. In. Then out. Then in again.The whole while, moaning softly. While many politicians were quick to denounce the ad, some showed they still had a sense of humor–despite their dubious career paths. Obviously not missing his funny bone(r), the Socialist equality minister, Bibiana Aido, quipped, “If it was true, electoral participation would go up greatly, but I think we are dealing with a misleading advert.”Joan Herrera, who leads the Green coalition “said it would be ‘very difficult to reach orgasm voting for any of the candidates, myself included.'”Maybe next election day, we proud Americans should put that theory to the test and show the Catalonians that it’s not only possible to elect the right candidate, but it’s possible to be erect while doing so.