Having sex with a cop in uniform is one of the oldest fantasies in the book. Something about the sense that one has violated the law and must now let the law violate them seems to speak to people’s inner social malcontent. If the cop involved is an actual on-duty sheriff’s deputy, however, there are several rules that need to be abided by. First and foremost: don’t leave the radio to dispatch on while you’re fucking.A 20-year veteran Snohomish County Sheriff’s Deputy is accused of breaking that rule when he shacked up with a lady friend while on the clock.KING 5 got their hands on the radio transmission late last night in which a dispatch operator rudely interrupts what appears to be a woman very much enjoying herself.Maddeningly, the news site only plays a brief portion of the a recording, leaving one to wonder if, despite knowing the jig was up, the deputy still finished the job.Let’s hope so.Either way, the as-of-yet-unnamed 45-year-old sergeant has been suspended and had to turn in his gun and badge for the time being. We’re guessing he asked to turn in that damn radio too.