Dategirl Unmasked

I have been reading your column for several months. In one issue, you said that we men showed more interest when cleavage was shown, but not when you showed up in a miniskirt and heels. I disagree with those men. I think nothing is sexier than a woman’s ass and legs. That said, I would love to see the pic that you had on your site. Please let me know what your site is. I really want to see a pic of you.

It’s funny how questionsmuch like lovecome in spurts. Yours was one of four or five photo requests I got this past week. Does impending autumn make everyone curious like George or what?

You can’t see my personal ad because I removed it a few months ago. Why, you ask? Well, young man, there are many reasons. One, I’m suffering from Chronic Dating Fatigue. (I’ve spoken of this before, so I’ll spare you.)

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Another, more recent reason was my latest stalker. Though we’ve never met face-to-face, after I unwisely gave him my phone number, he began calling at all hoursdrunk. I finally had to program his number in my cell phone under “DON’T PICK UP.” I almost deleted it last week after I hadn’t heard from him in a month or two, but nope. He called again that day.

And then there were all the times that I started corresponding with someone, only to have them ask what I did for a living. I’m a straight-up dame and so would send them a link to a column or two, only to note that these seemingly ardent pursuers would evaporate into the ether. It’s enough to give a girl a complex.

So you see, I’m kinda over it. At least for now. And no, I’m not going to print a photograph of myself. (Like I’m not enough of a freak magnet already?) However, for your viewing pleasure, I’m going to run a portrait of me drawn by Troy, my favorite incarcerated reader. True, Troy and I have never met, and he has no idea what I look like, but I really think he captures the essence o’ Dategirl in the fine piece of work below.


I really like your column, and I look forward to reading it every new issue. I was wondering, do you hate men? Some of what you write sounds like you can’t stand them.

Not surprisingly, I also get the are-you-a-man-hater question quite often. As most people phrase it more like an accusation, I figured I’d address yours since you were so sweet about it. I’m pretty much an equal-opportunity disliker. (“Hate” is such a strong word, don’t ya think?) The thing is, I get a lot more letters from dopey guys than I do from dopey girls. Probably because women are more inclined to ask their friends what they should do, whereas men would rather e-mail a stranger. Anyway, I think this next reader answers your question better than I could ever hope to.


I enjoy your column, Ms. McGuire.

Keep it up: We men deservenay, have earnedthe many glowing accolades you have heaped upon us in your column.

The question at my age (70) is: Can I, or can’t I? As the old song states it so well, “It’s been a long, long time.”

Viagra. Word.


Keep it up. Write Dategirl at dategirl@seattleweekly.com or c/o Seattle Weekly, 1008 Western Ave., Ste. 300, Seattle, WA 98104.