Justin Bieber is in Washington state right now. I love Justin Bieber. I just spent half of my hair appointment telling my stylist which of his videos she should buy on iTunes. (Like this one. And this one.) I love his squeaky little voice and his little dance moves, and the fact that he could possibly be a 25-year-old lesbian fooling all of us right now. I love this website that he spawned. And I’m jealous of everyone who’s going to his concert at the Everett Events Center tonight. And I love this video, from Funny or Die:Bieber Takes Over from Justin Bieber