The Mustache Ride, because The Walrus and the Carpenter is located in Ballard, and there are a lot of mustaches in Ballard (many of which are regularly found at Walrus). Plus, it’s a term for a relatively benign sex act, and also sort of a reference to Super Troopers. I’m not really sure what else you could possibly want from a drink name?

4743 Ballard Ave. N.W., 395-9227, thewalrusbar.com

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