We interrupt your regularly scheduled music column for a concert review. The Metro Gnome will return next week. Coldplay, Showbox,…
The Gnome detests flying, so I done burrowed all the way down to Austin for South by Southwest only to…
When the year’s about to end, the Gnome becomes downright sentimental, weepy even. Hell, even thinking about last week’s spate…
The Gnome expects injustice every now and again, but last week brought several blatant miscues that fouled your usually chipper…
Some of you must be salivating over the thought of seeing Mudhoney at Graceland this Saturday, hoping to trigger fuzzy-‘n’-warm…
Bow down to the Gnome Hey, listen up! The Northwest music scene’s moving faster than a Canadian speed skater on…
I’ve gotta get something off my chest, dear readers. I’m guilty. It’s true. But I was panicking—the guy was trying…
Normally, the Gnome wouldn’t resort to the columnist’s lazy-ass tactic of answering reader mail in lieu of reporting from the…
Y’know, the Gnome prefers to leave media criticism to Inside.com, Brill’s Content, and maybe Howard Kurtz (though definitely not to…
As if the first week of the new year weren’t tedious enough, religious yahoos saw fit to protest the Marilyn…
The Gnome would like to start by thanking new sponsor Chrysler for the use of an old-fashioned-y PT Cruiser, which…
The Gnome’s gettin’ a tattoo of a wristband so he can sneak into all the friggin’ festivals that keep popping…
There are few things the Gnome likes better than a good medley. Which is why he lunged when the new…
Kudos to whoever called in a request for the Specials‘ “Ghost Town” during the WTO fiasco last week, as the…
Seeing how everyone in town was either at the sold-out Sit & Spin, the sold-out Showbox, or the sold-out Sky…
The Gnome may have his head in the ground, but that don’t keep the rumors from seeping through to his…
“You do whatcha can with whatcha got.” That’s the Gnome’s new motto after his weekend at the lackluster North by…
Questions and comments and things: I’m on loan from USA Today and CNN, subbing for my good friend the Metro…
What the hell did we do to piss off Bebel Gilberto? The mercurial Brazilian songstress releases one of 2000’s most…
Here’s a riddle: How do you tell the difference between a Seattle music industry crowd and a Los Angel-ass music…
