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The Metro Gnome
Looks like the Gnome picked a bad year to live in an underground bunker beneath the Space Needle—talk…
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More on Loosegroove; musical chairs with Mann and Penn.
Since the Gnome broke the news last week that Stone Gossard’s Loosegroove Records was shutting down, some new…
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Seattle Does New York
The Gnome can sum up his trip to last week’s CMJ Music Marathon in one pithy, shopworn, Scorpions-related…
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Moustache madness
So what’s the deal with the fake mustaches? Is this some sort of trend? First Dallas Good, the…
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A week at the Croc
Emerging from the murk of the Seattle summer, the Gnome slunk into the Crocodile for many a debauched…
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Ice Cube does Griffey; Sick Bees sting.
Talk about lousy timing! The Gnome opens his mail last week to find that the good folks at…
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Hey now, you’re an allstar; plus, club wars?
Whew! The Gnome’s new favorite artist is comin’ to town this week, and that means I’ll have to…
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Smells like nostalgia; the concept album trend.
Is it just the Gnome, or has everyone noticed that Comedy Central seems to rerun the Saturday Night…
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Oasis ain’t so bratty; Sub Pop’s anniversary bash.
No, the sign hanging at the Crocodile last week wasn’t a joke: A BBC film crew shooting yet…
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The Metro Gnome
Geez, what’s up with the media lopping Seattle off the pop-culture map? Whilst sipping my margarita in a…
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Kids support scene; screw you, Cleveland!
The Gnome’s been accused of spreading ill will in the past, but this week your correspondent would like…
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The beautiful people.
Sniff sniff. The Gnome weeps about the pending departure of the Weekly‘s own Jackie McCarthy, who leaves along…
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Celebrating at the sports bar, and other horrors.
Your humble, lactose-intolerant correspondent would rather be smothered in a bowl of Dreyer’s Wild Wild West Sundae ice…
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Mellotrons, loaded dice, and a whole lot more.
What the devil? The Gnome took a break from lurking in sexy Internet chat rooms to do some…
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Every gnome in vests.
The ballots are in, and the voters have spoken: Big Brother wears a vest. The Gnome—who’ll buy anything…
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The Metro Gnome
Last weekend, the Gnome put his pasty white ass in a pair of Karl Kanis to check out…
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If the Gnome’s queer, it’s none of Joe’s business.
The Gnome’s steamed this week thanks to a bevy of dagger-wielding letter writers and would-be critics. First, fans…
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The Metro Gnome
Gosh and golly, does our mayor suck or what? The guy looks like Droopity Dawg, he dresses off…
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De La Soul packs Showbox; Ballard gets new bar.
Heads who complain that Seattle’s weak on hip-hop got a treat last Wednesday when the Spitkicker tour kicked…
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Has got a reason to don his country duds.
Yee-haw! The Gnome’s finally got a reason to break out his cowboy hat. Why, you ask? Because he’ll…