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    Articles by Judy McGuire
    Baby Daddy!
    Baby Daddy!
    By Judy McGuire • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    The big chill.

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    Equal Opportunity Offender
    Equal Opportunity Offender
    By Judy McGuire • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    A doormat for dudes.

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    Looking  for Trouble
    Looking for Trouble
    By Judy McGuire • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    Why question a good thing?

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    Olfactory Unpleasantness
    Olfactory Unpleasantness
    By Judy McGuire • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    A little trim and wash should do the trick.

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    Lip Smacker
    Lip Smacker
    By Judy McGuire • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    I’ve been dating a woman for about two months now. She’s cool and all, but she’s a lousy kisser. The…

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    Ladies Day
    Ladies Day
    By Judy McGuire • February 8, 2007 12:00 am

    I’m turning 33 this September, but have been told by several people that I look between 26 and 28. Although…

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    Just a Jealous Guy
    Just a Jealous Guy
    By Judy McGuire • February 7, 2007 12:00 am

    Fatally attracted to a flirt.

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    Older But No Wiser
    Older But No Wiser
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    My sister and I, both divorced, act as advisers to each other on matters of romance. She contends that men…

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    Voices in My Head
    Voices in My Head
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Dearest Dategirl, I am a fairly sane, intelligent, not unsuccessful, reasonably attractive young woman with a knack for picking out…

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    Dater Danger!
    Dater Danger!
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Please advise your date people to get the first and last name of anyone they go out with and Google…

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    Lovin’ Me Is Easy, ‘Cause I’m Beautiful . . .
    Lovin’ Me Is Easy, ‘Cause I’m Beautiful . . .
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Have you ever met someone who reminded you a lot of you? I always thought that it would be great…

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    Sex and the Single Guy
    Sex and the Single Guy
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    I’m a single, athletic, sexy, 5’10” tall, hazel eyed, financially secured, professionally employed, Southern gentleman in the Seattle/Tacoma area. I…

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    Three-Month Itch
    Three-Month Itch
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    I’ve been with my girlfriend for about three months, and I’ve hit a point where I need your advice. We…

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    Dategirl Unmasked
    Dategirl Unmasked
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    I have been reading your column for several months. In one issue, you said that we men showed more interest…

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    Dullest Dategirl
    Dullest Dategirl
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    It seems that whenever you start getting steady porking, your columns become boring. Your Sept. 15 column was both boring…

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    Honesty, Schmonesty
    Honesty, Schmonesty
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    I just ended a long-term relationship and put my profile on one of the popular dating Web sites. I consider…

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    Beware the Booty Call
    Beware the Booty Call
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl I’m a 34-year-old professional woman who has lived in Seattle for five years, and I have found this…

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    I Am A Slut
    I Am A Slut
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    It’s recently come to my attention that even though I haven’t had actual real-live sexual intercourse with another being in…

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    9.11.01
    9.11.01
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    So it’s the faggots and the feminists who are responsible for obliterating over 5,000 lives in the single most devastating…

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    How to Build Good Dating Karma
    How to Build Good Dating Karma
    By Judy McGuire • October 9, 2006 12:00 am

    My husband and I were out to dinner, and this couple seated at the next table were clearly on a…

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