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    Articles by Judy McGuire
    A Straightjacket Built for Two
    A Straightjacket Built for Two
    By Judy McGuire • June 29, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl: My boyfriend and I have a colorful history. We’re both in our late 20s, and since we first…

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    That’s One Sick Prick
    That’s One Sick Prick
    By Judy McGuire • June 22, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl: My husband and I have been married about 10 years. This week I had to have outpatient surgery….

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    How Do I Fix What I Ain't Broke?
    How Do I Fix What I Ain’t Broke?
    By Judy McGuire • June 15, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl: How do I fix what I ain’t broke? Not axing about hymens or bones or skin—axing about trust…

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    Time to Vajazzle the Va-jay-jay?
    Time to Vajazzle the Va-jay-jay?
    By Judy McGuire • June 8, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I recently moved in with my boyfriend. Before we lived together, I’d get it all the time. Now…

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    She's Hot. Her Style Is Not.
    She’s Hot. Her Style Is Not.
    By Judy McGuire • June 1, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl: I met a woman online. Our first date lasted all day and most of the night. We sealed…

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    Reality Check for a “Messy” Friend
    Reality Check for a “Messy” Friend
    By Judy McGuire • May 25, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, My friend “Joan” is in her late 40s, though she looks years younger and lies about her age….

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    'Til Death (or Cheating) Do Us Part
    ‘Til Death (or Cheating) Do Us Part
    By Judy McGuire • May 18, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I found out last Monday that my husband of almost 20 years has been sexting and exchanging suggestive…

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    Disappearing Dad
    Disappearing Dad
    By Judy McGuire • May 11, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, My husband didn’t come home last night. He told me he’d be working late, but I’m writing this…

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    The Best From 10 Years of Dategirl
    The Best From 10 Years of Dategirl
    By Judy McGuire • May 4, 2010 12:00 am

    CAN YOU believe I’ve been writing this column for 10 years? I can’t! When I first started Dategirl, I was…

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    Bored with Dating a Married Cocktease
    Bored with Dating a Married Cocktease
    By Judy McGuire • April 27, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, For the past six months, I’ve been having an affair with a younger, single man. Please don’t lecture…

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    Blowing It by Not Blowing It
    Blowing It by Not Blowing It
    By Judy McGuire • April 20, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, The thought of putting a penis in my mouth makes me gag. The only times I’ve ever done…

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    When Fiancés Need to STFU About the Past
    When Fiancés Need to STFU About the Past
    By Judy McGuire • April 13, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I have been with my fiancé for two years; we are planning to move in together next month,…

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    Will Living in a Gayborhood Make My Kid Gay?
    Will Living in a Gayborhood Make My Kid...
    By Judy McGuire • April 6, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, My husband and I are considering moving to a very gay neighborhood. I love the house we’re looking…

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    How Not to Steal the Title "Moronic Cheater of the Universe" from Jesse James
    How Not to Steal the Title “Moronic Cheater...
    By Judy McGuire • March 30, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I have developed a strong mutual attraction to my wife’s friend—I’ll call her Lisa. I have never cheated…

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    Vasectomy Fact #1: Men Are Nuts About Their Nuts
    Vasectomy Fact #1: Men Are Nuts About Their...
    By Judy McGuire • March 23, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’ve been married to my husband for eight years. We have two children and don’t want any more….

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    The Perks and Downsides to Dating a Younger Man
    The Perks and Downsides to Dating a Younger...
    By Judy McGuire • March 16, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’m in my mid-30s, and have been dating a guy a lot younger than me—like more than 10…

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    Do Ballsy Broads Really Shrivel Dicks?
    Do Ballsy Broads Really Shrivel Dicks?
    By Judy McGuire • March 9, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, Why do men have problems with forward women? I’m pretty, 22, single, smart—and, did I mention, single? I’m…

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    New Guy/Old Vibe: Push Your Orgasm Reset Button
    New Guy/Old Vibe: Push Your Orgasm Reset Button
    By Judy McGuire • March 2, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I was single for most of the past year and didn’t have sex with another person until pretty…

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    Your Guilt-Free Pass on the Bachelorette Party (and Penis Hat)
    Your Guilt-Free Pass on the Bachelorette Party (and...
    By Judy McGuire • February 16, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, This isn’t exactly a relationship question, but I thought you might be able to help. My friend Abby…

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    Will Unemployment Cost Me My Relationship?
    Will Unemployment Cost Me My Relationship?
    By Judy McGuire • February 9, 2010 12:00 am

    Dear Dategirl, I’ve been with my boyfriend for about 18 months, and I’ve been unemployed for most of our relationship….

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