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You know how your mom used to tell you that nobody was

You know how your mom used to tell you that nobody was going to buy that cow if…

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The first time David Arquette drunkenly called into his pal Howard Stern’s

The first time David Arquette drunkenly called into his pal Howard Stern’s radio show to discuss the breakup…

News Flash: Your Wife Is Your Family

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News Flash: Your Wife Is Your Family

(NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!)   Dear Dategirl, My wife went nuts on me again last…

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Here are a few of the topics up for discussion with my

Here are a few of the topics up for discussion with my dad: Jon Stewart, politics, Frank Sinatra,…

Loving a Swim in a Crimson Tide

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Loving a Swim in a Crimson Tide

(NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!)   Dear Dategirl, My girlfriend refuses to have sex with me…

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You know those couples who seem so in sync they’re more like

You know those couples who seem so in sync they’re more like twins than spouses? They finish each…

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Anyone who’s ever lived through heartbreak knows that losing the person you

Anyone who’s ever lived through heartbreak knows that losing the person you love hurts not only mentally and…

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I’ll bet 50-year-old formerly trapped miner, Yonni Barrios, had mixed feelings during

I’ll bet 50-year-old formerly trapped miner, Yonni Barrios, had mixed feelings during his rescue. On one hand, phew.…

Pulling a Complete Bait & Switch

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Pulling a Complete Bait & Switch

(NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!)    Dear Dategirl, My husband-to-be and I are both in our…

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As a recovering goth, Halloween will always have a place in my

As a recovering goth, Halloween will always have a place in my heart. However, one thing I’m definitely…

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Historically, a college education might have helped a lady get a better

Historically, a college education might have helped a lady get a better job, but when it came to…

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Wouldn’t you expect that someone named Krystal Ball would have a sense

Wouldn’t you expect that someone named Krystal Ball would have a sense of humor? Then again, perhaps being…

How to Stop Getting Cock-Blocked By Pussy

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How to Stop Getting Cock-Blocked By Pussy

(NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!)    Dear Dategirl, My live-in girlfriend and I used to have…

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We’ve all had those friends . . . the one you can

We’ve all had those friends . . . the one you can call at any hour and know…

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I grew up in a nice liberal suburb of New Jersey wherealong

I grew up in a nice liberal suburb of New Jersey where—along with math, science and existentialism—our public…

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Yes, You’re Completely Delusional

(NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!)   Dear Dategirl, I recently rediscovered my first love after 20…

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Finding out that the person you love is not only lying to

Finding out that the person you love is not only lying to you, but fucking another, is excruciating.…

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It would seem that the Mormons don’t want anyone to have any

It would seem that the Mormons don’t want anyone to have any fun. They didn’t want Gay Americans…

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When Wisconsinite Stephanie Van Groll pressed charges after her ex-boyfriend nearly choked

When Wisconsinite Stephanie Van Groll pressed charges after her ex-boyfriend nearly choked her to death, I’m sure she…

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When I first heard about TV Azteca’s Ines Sainz being sexually harassed

When I first heard about TV Azteca’s Ines Sainz being sexually harassed in the Jets locker room I…