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Austin, Texas has all the sexy news this week. First, they were
Austin, Texas has all the sexy news this week. First, they were dubbed the country’s sexiest city by…
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Turning the Other Cheek
(NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!) Dear Dategirl, Do you ever read and/or…
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Despite their reputation for being a nation of repressed, stiff-upper-lip types, from
Despite their reputation for being a nation of repressed, stiff-upper-lip types, from the potty humor of “Benny Hill”…
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Just as Labor Day symbolizes the unofficial end of summer, so does
Just as Labor Day symbolizes the unofficial end of summer, so does September’s arrival signal that Anal Pleasure…
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Quit Making Yourself the Butt of the Joke
(NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!) Dear Dategirl, I’m 35 years old and…
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In the case of Zsa Zsa Gabor and her shady husband, Frederic
In the case of Zsa Zsa Gabor and her shady husband, Frederic Prinz von Anhalt, even death won’t…
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A Deal-Breaker of a Bachelor Party?
(NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!) Dear Dategirl, My fiancé and I are…
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When a non-believer joins a 12-step group, there’s generally one big obstacle
When a non-believer joins a 12-step group, there’s generally one big obstacle on their road to recovery: That’s…
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I love the British. They’ve got those cute little accents and their
I love the British. They’ve got those cute little accents and their porn is so odd. But their…
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Birds are often thought to be the upstanding moral members of the
Birds are often thought to be the upstanding moral members of the animal kingdom. Swans have a rep…
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Who hasn’t drunkenly tumbled into bed with Brad Pitt and woken up
Who hasn’t drunkenly tumbled into bed with Brad Pitt and woken up to Gilbert Gottfried? Or gotten busy…
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I was born via immaculate conception. As were my four brothers and
I was born via immaculate conception. As were my four brothers and sister. My parents sprang, fully formed…
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Do You Really Want to be Graced With His Wiener?
(NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!) Dear Dategirl, There’s this guy at work…
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Ladies, remember how your mama always told you it was just as
Ladies, remember how your mama always told you it was just as easy to fall in love with…
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Take back every mean thing you ever said about lawyers, because this
Take back every mean thing you ever said about lawyers, because this week, the American Bar Association came…
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Pull Your Angry Head Out of Your Ass
(NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!) Dear Dategirl, How the fuck do you…
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Ann Coulter is the human equivalent of a weeping, pus-filled sore located
Ann Coulter is the human equivalent of a weeping, pus-filled sore located deep in the diseased rectum of…
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Ever notice how that mousy coworker dresses just a little more oom-pow!
Ever notice how that mousy coworker dresses just a little more oom-pow! during certain days of the month?…
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Do I Tell Her She’s Too Fat to Fuck?
Dear Dategirl: I don’t need women to look like your logo, but I do like a woman who’s…
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Salon’s advice columnist, Cary Tennis, is going through a shitty bout with
Salon’s advice columnist, Cary Tennis, is going through a shitty bout with cancer, and while I feel bad…