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GTFO Already! Lose the Friend, Break the Lease
Dear Dategirl, I’m in a very unhappy marriage. We don’t fight, but we rarely have sex, and don’t…
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A Lesson on Ye Olde Poop Chute
Dear Dategirl, My boyfriend of almost a year just confessed that he inserts a small vibrator in his…
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What to Do When Your Ex Owes
Dear Dategirl: Am I allowed to ask my newly ex-girlfriend for the money she owes me, or do…
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Online Dating: Assloads of Time-Saving
Dear Dategirl, Here I am at work and I’m a bit bored, so I start looking through the…
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Don’t Wear Your Heart, or Your Vagina, on Your Sleeve
Dear Dategirl, There’s this guy I’ve known for a few years. We flirted and exchanged numbers, but after…
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Folks Are Ho-Hum About Your (Third) Wedding? Boo Fucking Hoo
Dear Dategirl, My mother is coming to town next week, and my boyfriend is adamant about meeting her.…
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Man Up to Your Wandering Penis
Dear Dategirl: About a year ago, my wife discovered I’d been having an affair with a co-worker. When…
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Reality Checks and Anal Sex
Dear Dategirl, Why do women who AREN’T into anal sex find it impossible to believe that some women…
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Leaving the Bathroom, and Other Doors, Open
Dear Dategirl, A couple of weeks ago, my boyfriend of a year and a half broke up with…
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Concentrate: Theres a Tree in Your Ass
Dear Dategirl, My sister is dating a scumbag. He’s a college dropout, lives with two roommates (he’s 30),…
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Is It Revenge or Is It Love?
Dear Dategirl, About four years ago I got involved with somebody who was married, separated, and living with…
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Daughter vs. Girlfriend. Who Wins?
Dear Dategirl, I’ve been pen pals with a woman I met on Facebook in February. It never occurred…
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The Chicken You Cant Unfuck
Dear Dategirl, My mom is cheating on my dad. I’m in my final year of college. To complicate…
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Hanging Around for an Off Chance at Ass
Dear Dategirl, She and I met at the gym (she was an instructor), and immediately it was like…
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Is It Comfortable With Your Head Up Your Ass?
Dear Dategirl, Life is mostly wonderful with my boyfriend of nearly three years. We’re best friends and have…
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Accessorize–With a New Man
Dear Dategirl, I’m a research scientist and have always been incredibly clueless about “girly” things. My husband has…
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Just a week after proudly displaying his diploma from Domestic Violence class,
Just a week after proudly displaying his diploma from Domestic Violence class, Chris Brown has shown the world…
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That loud gasping noise you heard earlier this week was the world’s
That loud gasping noise you heard earlier this week was the world’s collective surprise when researchers at Brigham…
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No, really: STOP IT.
(NOW: You can read Dategirl every day on the Daily Weekly!) Dear Dategirl, I started working with “M” about a year…
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Without the internet, I might not have ever met my current boyfriend.
Without the internet, I might not have ever met my current boyfriend. Or the boyfriend before him, or…