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When to Use That Groupon/Issue a Pass On Porn

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When to Use That Groupon/Issue a Pass On Porn

Dear Dategirl, Everyone knows that when you use Groupon at a restaurant, the servers HATE you because you’re…

Old Enough to Booze, Old Enough to Cooze

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Old Enough to Booze, Old Enough to Cooze

Dear Dategirl, My 16-year-old daughter returned home from a visit with her father (we’re divorced) with crystals pierced…

Dirtily Awesome Advice

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Dirtily Awesome Advice

Dear Dategirl, I love my girl, but for the past year or so it seems like I can…

Sucking You In, Spitting You Out

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Sucking You In, Spitting You Out

Dear Dategirl, I met the man of my dreams three years ago. We started hanging out a lot…

Ladies, Shut This Shit Down

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Ladies, Shut This Shit Down

Dear Dategirl, Recently a married friend had a small breakdown while we were chatting online. He was maudlin…

You Are Bad In Bed.

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You Are Bad In Bed.

Dear Dategirl, How does one become “good in bed?” When I married my husband, I wasn’t very experienced.…

Lying: A Shitty Thing to Do to Someone You Love

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Lying: A Shitty Thing to Do to Someone You Love

Dear Dategirl, I just suffered the blindside of a lifetime. My marriage is ending and I had no…

Ifs, Ands, Butts

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Ifs, Ands, Butts

Dear Dategirl, I am a 35-year-old male who enjoys receiving anal . . . a lot! I have been anally active for…

Mr. Mom Takes on Mrs. Poopy Pants

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Mr. Mom Takes on Mrs. Poopy Pants

Dear Dategirl, My wife and I have an unconventional, but mostly successful, relationship, full of mutual respect, hot…

No Kid at Home Means Blowjobs in the Kitchen!

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No Kid at Home Means Blowjobs in the Kitchen!

Dear Dategirl, My daughter, husband, and I are all at odds over my daughter’s love life. She is…

When Men Become High-Powered Vagina-Driers

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When Men Become High-Powered Vagina-Driers

Dear Dategirl, My sex life sucks. The reason for this is multifaceted, but I happen to think it…

No Bride Deserves to Wind Up on Tosh.0

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No Bride Deserves to Wind Up on Tosh.0

Dear Dategirl, My parents hate each other. Even before their divorce, they fought constantly. Living with them was…

Fore Shame: Why Do Women Hate the Turtleneck in My Trousers?

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Fore Shame: Why Do Women Hate the Turtleneck in My Trousers?

Dear Dategirl, I’m 30 and I’ve never had a lot of problems getting dates, but when it comes…

Chump and Dump

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Chump and Dump

Some things, you can't fix--stupid being one.

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Being Buttheaded About the Butt Sex

Dear Dategirl , How common is anal sex? My boyfriend keeps asking me to do it, but I’m…

Friends Don't Let Friends Stay Friends With Abusive Exes

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Friends Don’t Let Friends Stay Friends With Abusive Exes

Dear Dategirl, When I say my ex was crazy, I don’t mean he was kooky or neurotic. Rather,…

Don't Be Afraid of a Little Tough Love

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Don’t Be Afraid of a Little Tough Love

Dear Dategirl: What do you do with a friend who’s stuck in a bad relationship? He knows she…

You’ve Got Plenty of Kisses to Come

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You’ve Got Plenty of Kisses to Come

Dear Dategirl, I’m a 14-year-old girl and I have been going out with my boyfriend for seven months…

Do You Think Melania Married the Donald for the Deep Spiritual Connection?

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Do You Think Melania Married the Donald for the Deep Spiritual Connection?

Dear Dategirl, My girlfriend is extremely concerned with appearances. I knew this going in. As a result, she’s…

A Tale of Two Pussies

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A Tale of Two Pussies

Dear Dategirl, I’ve been seeing this guy who loves cats. I love cats too, so his loving cats…