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    Articles by Gustavo Arellano
    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • July 2, 2012 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, Suppose the United States government and the American public were as progressive and conscious of our country’s true…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • June 26, 2012 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, Barrack Hussein Obama, how you dare deprive Mexico of its young, educated people. These illegal aliens in the…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • June 22, 2012 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, Why do Mexicans change their names, seemingly at whim? For example, Antonio Garcia Rodriguez is Antonio Garcia on…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • June 15, 2012 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, In anticipation of the upcoming Reconquista, I’ve decided that I need a Mexican girlfriend. I feel this will…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • June 8, 2012 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, I’m in this country illegally, but I have a current passport from the country I am from, and…

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    Love the Beans, Hate the Beaner
    Love the Beans, Hate the Beaner
    By Gustavo Arellano • June 5, 2012 12:00 am

    One of the greatest stories I ever worked on involved neo-Nazis and burritos.

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • May 31, 2012 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, I work construction here in Texas. The mojados at work call me “Chicano” (which really angers me) to…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • May 24, 2012 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, Why can’t the United States and Mexico agree on one only name for the Rio Bravo-Grande river? And…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • May 18, 2012 12:00 am

    MUY CALIENTE SUMMER EDITIONDear Mexican, I was wondering why Mexicans in Chicago are meaner than Mexicans in California? I love…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • May 11, 2012 12:00 am

    LAST CALL TO BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones, my much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • May 4, 2012 12:00 am

    BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place your order…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • April 27, 2012 12:00 am

    BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place your order…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • April 20, 2012 12:00 am

    BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place your order…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • April 13, 2012 12:00 am

    BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place your order…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • April 5, 2012 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, Why do Hispanics deny that George Zimmerman is Hispanic? He did nothing wrong and has been crucified in…

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    Seattle's Feuding Tamale Men
    Seattle’s Feuding Tamale Men
    By Gustavo Arellano • April 3, 2012 12:00 am

    Pioneer Square’s turn-of-the-century food fight.

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    One Nation, Under Tacos
    One Nation, Under Tacos
    By Gustavo Arellano • April 3, 2012 12:00 am

    How Mexican food conquered America.

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • March 29, 2012 12:00 am

    Dear Readers, Talk about a lazy Mexican—nearly four years after promising ustedes that I was going to write a book…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • March 23, 2012 12:00 am

    SPECIAL SPANISH SLANG EDITIONDear Mexican, Stop using Spanish in your column. I like reading your column, but when every other…

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    Ask a Mexican!
    Ask a Mexican!
    By Gustavo Arellano • March 13, 2012 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, I work for a major news organization and often have heard the figure of 10 million illegal Mexicans….

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