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Special Best-Of EdicionDear Readers,My muchos apologies for this Best-Of edition—I’m still in the rancho getting faded on the…

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Dear Mexican, What is it about Mexicans and collecting old cars? I have three Mexican neighbors with middle-class…

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SPECIAL YEAR-END EDITIONDear Mexican, Longtime reader, first-time writer. I need some advice. My wife (who’s a half-Mexican L.A.…

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SPECIAL NAVIDAD EDITIONDear Mexican, Many of my friends think I’m loco for playing with my dad the way…

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Dear Readers, Behold your favorite Mexican’s annual Christmas gift guide, where I give shout-outs to some of my…

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SPECIAL POCHO EDITIONDear Mexican, Why is it that many Mexican women hate on me for having an Asian…

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Dear Mexican, In President Bush’s State of the Union address, he reiterated a need for a guest-worker program.…

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Dear Mexican, I have a problem I need your advice on. My granddaughters were born and raised in…

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Dear Mexican, After a year in Spain, I speak more-than-decent Spanish, and I want to get a job…

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Dear Mexican, Why is it that every Mexican I know refuses to eat chocolate? My in-laws drink things…

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Dear Mexican, As a college-educated Mexican-American, I had my fair share of Chicanas in college . . .…

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Special Best-Of Best-Of EditionDear Readers, The Mexican must take the week off because his home paper is publishing…

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Dear Mexican, Why do so many Chicanos claim to be Aztec?Chicano Stuck in LeavenworthDear Gabacho, You’re right. The…

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Dear Mexican, Hey mojado: Since when do you think it’s OK to fuck up the facts of your…

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Dear Mexican, Why do gabachos always feel the need to talk about money or trips they have taken?…

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Dear Mexican, Is it just me, or has what to call our friends from south of the border…

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DEAR READERS: The Mexican is currently smuggling mescal out of Oaxaca and into hipster bars nationwide, and thus…

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Dear Readers: The Mexican is currently smuggling mescal out of Oaxaca and into hipster bars nationwide, and thus…

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SPECIAL BEST-OF EDITIONDear Mexican, So often when we see Mexican bands perform in the U.S. and Mexico, the…

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Dear Mexican, I’m a Mexican-American high-school student, and just as patriotic as the Joneses who live next to…