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Dear Mexican, I know I might sound like a gabacho borracho, but I’m really just a gringo trying…

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Dear Mexican, I was wondering about the Spanish going into Mexico and taking the gold and artifacts away…

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Dear Mexican, Magdalena has worked for me many years—15, to be exact. She came over as a mojada…

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Dear Mexican, Suppose the United States government and the American public were as progressive and conscious of our…

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Dear Mexican, Barrack Hussein Obama, how you dare deprive Mexico of its young, educated people. These illegal aliens…

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Dear Mexican, Why do Mexicans change their names, seemingly at whim? For example, Antonio Garcia Rodriguez is Antonio…

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Dear Mexican, In anticipation of the upcoming Reconquista, I’ve decided that I need a Mexican girlfriend. I feel…

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Dear Mexican, I’m in this country illegally, but I have a current passport from the country I am…

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One of the greatest stories I ever worked on involved neo-Nazis and burritos.

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Dear Mexican, I work construction here in Texas. The mojados at work call me “Chicano” (which really angers…

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Dear Mexican, Why can’t the United States and Mexico agree on one only name for the Rio Bravo-Grande…

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MUY CALIENTE SUMMER EDITIONDear Mexican, I was wondering why Mexicans in Chicago are meaner than Mexicans in California?…

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LAST CALL TO BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones, my much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has…

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BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place…

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BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place…

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BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place…

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BUY TACO USA! Gentle cabrones: My much-promised Taco USA: How Mexican Food Conquered America has finally hit bookstores! Place…

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Dear Mexican, Why do Hispanics deny that George Zimmerman is Hispanic? He did nothing wrong and has been…

One Nation, Under Tacos

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One Nation, Under Tacos

How Mexican food conquered America.

Seattle's Feuding Tamale Men

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Seattle’s Feuding Tamale Men

Pioneer Square's turn-of-the-century food fight.