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Dear Readers, Talk about a lazy Mexican—nearly four years after promising ustedes that I was going to write…
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SPECIAL SPANISH SLANG EDITIONDear Mexican, Stop using Spanish in your column. I like reading your column, but when…
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Dear Mexican, I work for a major news organization and often have heard the figure of 10 million…
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Dear Mexican, I’m so perplexed by my Mexican neighbor. For one, he already has four girls, and I…
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Dear Mexican, Aunqué soy Boricua, mi corazón está al lado del pueblo mejicano, aquí en Arizona. ¿Porqué no hablas…
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Dear Mexican, I’ve tried and failed to learn the Spanish language for the past two years. During high…
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Dear Mexican, This question was inspired by the recent video you did on the Republicanos and the Latina/o…
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Dear Mexican, My family for six generations have been born and raised in Brownsville, Texas. Everyone speaks Spanish…
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Dear Mexican, My cousin put a picture on Facebook that said “I will not be forced to learn…
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Dear Mexican, It’s so sad to see your wimpy answers. Your replies scream self-hatred and self-shame for your…
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SPECIAL MORMON EDICIÓNDear Readers: I usually save reruns of my columna for when I have to smuggle in…
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Dear Mexican, How come Mexicans don’t perform in the Winter Olympics? What—no talent? Or are Mexicans afraid of…
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Dear Mexican: Thirteen years old, and I’m jacking off, not knowing I left the bathroom door ajar. Just…
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SPECIAL CHRISTMAS GIFT EDITION Dear Readers: In between your 15th tamale and sixth spiked cup of ponche, you’re…
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SPECIAL CONQUISTADOR EDITIONDear Mexican, This is the second rant I’ve felt I had to send to you. I…
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Dear Mexican, I read in your book that Mexico is due for a revolution about every 100 years…
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***Special “Mexicans Are Racist” EdiciónDear Mexican, Having been called a “gabacho” by “Mexicans” much lighter than I and…
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Dear Mexican, GOP Senator Mel Martinez authored a decent compromise bill to resolve the growing illegal-immigration problem in…
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Dear Mexican, Why is Mexico such a dump? Just to name a few of the problems: stray dogs…
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SPECIAL MUJER EDITIONDear Mexican, I am an Anglo intruder in New Mexico. When I moved to Albuquerque from…