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Articles by Gustavo Arellano
What's This "Illegals Don't Pay Taxes" Crap?
What’s This “Illegals Don’t Pay Taxes” Crap?
By Gustavo Arellano • April 10, 2007 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, I lived here illegally for the first half of my life, so I’m very offended when I hear…

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Villa's Stolen Skull
Villa’s Stolen Skull
By Gustavo Arellano • April 3, 2007 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, What do Mexicans think about President Bush’s grandfather having a hand in getting the guy that robbed Pancho…

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A Brownie Amongst Beaners
A Brownie Amongst Beaners
By Gustavo Arellano • March 29, 2007 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, Why should Mexican nationals have more of a right to stay in this country than Chinese, Somalis, or…

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Special Reader-Feedback Edition
Special Reader-Feedback Edition
By Gustavo Arellano • March 20, 2007 12:00 am

Dear Readers, Muchas, muchas responses to my March 7 column asking whether I should keep this column’s gold-toothed, mustachioed, sombrero-wearing…

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Masks Are Cool
Masks Are Cool
By Gustavo Arellano • March 14, 2007 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, I am perplexed. I just saw a middle-aged wab (complete with a bright red, lipstick-accentuated mustache) wearing tight…

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Dirty Revelations
Dirty Revelations
By Gustavo Arellano • March 8, 2007 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, I have a major crush on a worker with the Mexico Consulate aquí en Tucson. But I fear…

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Tease to Please
Tease to Please
By Gustavo Arellano • February 27, 2007 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, As a kid, I grew up with Mexicans who stole things just to steal. As an adult, I…

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Mexinator
Mexinator
By Gustavo Arellano • February 23, 2007 12:00 am

What’s with the Governator’s Mexican bashing?

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Thank the Moors
Thank the Moors
By Gustavo Arellano • February 14, 2007 12:00 am

Dear Readers, Mucho comments about my recent column regarding the metamorphosis of Mexican names into seemingly wacky nicknames—Nini from Alejandrina,…

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Lopping off Love
Lopping off Love
By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, I’m a 60-year-old Chicano and proud. Why do young Chicanos keep imitating blacks? They dress like blacks, talk…

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Barbed Wire
Barbed Wire
By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

This week: pregnant teens and interrracial romance.

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Ask a Mexican's Glossary of Terms
Ask a Mexican’s Glossary of Terms
By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

The Mexican speaks a language all his own. Here’s the key to deciphering it.

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Pee-Pew!
Pee-Pew!
By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

Lies and statistics.

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Spanglish
Spanglish
By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

A pocketbook for understanding the Mexican’s slang.

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Like a Virgin
Like a Virgin
By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

Holy Mary, mother of Guadalupe — and corporate slave masters.

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Gabacho Love
Gabacho Love
By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

The Mexican loves white women.

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The Mexican’s Glossary
The Mexican’s Glossary
By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

Term-by-term proof that it’s the dialect that counts.

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Ridin' Dirty
Ridin’ Dirty
By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

Horny amigos heart the Mexican sandwich.

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Chicano/a Herstory
Chicano/a Herstory
By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

Dear Readers, Folks went loco following my Sept. 6 column that blamed Chicano studies for spawning a generation of humorless…

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South of the Border
South of the Border
By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

Dear Mexican, A friend says she read somewhere that only 20 percent of Mexican men will go down on their…

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