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    Articles by Gustavo Arellano
    What's This "Illegals Don't Pay Taxes" Crap?
    What’s This “Illegals Don’t Pay Taxes” Crap?
    By Gustavo Arellano • April 10, 2007 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, I lived here illegally for the first half of my life, so I’m very offended when I hear…

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    Villa's Stolen Skull
    Villa’s Stolen Skull
    By Gustavo Arellano • April 3, 2007 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, What do Mexicans think about President Bush’s grandfather having a hand in getting the guy that robbed Pancho…

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    A Brownie Amongst Beaners
    A Brownie Amongst Beaners
    By Gustavo Arellano • March 29, 2007 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, Why should Mexican nationals have more of a right to stay in this country than Chinese, Somalis, or…

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    Special Reader-Feedback Edition
    Special Reader-Feedback Edition
    By Gustavo Arellano • March 20, 2007 12:00 am

    Dear Readers, Muchas, muchas responses to my March 7 column asking whether I should keep this column’s gold-toothed, mustachioed, sombrero-wearing…

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    Masks Are Cool
    Masks Are Cool
    By Gustavo Arellano • March 14, 2007 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, I am perplexed. I just saw a middle-aged wab (complete with a bright red, lipstick-accentuated mustache) wearing tight…

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    Dirty Revelations
    Dirty Revelations
    By Gustavo Arellano • March 8, 2007 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, I have a major crush on a worker with the Mexico Consulate aquí en Tucson. But I fear…

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    Tease to Please
    Tease to Please
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 27, 2007 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, As a kid, I grew up with Mexicans who stole things just to steal. As an adult, I…

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    Mexinator
    Mexinator
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 23, 2007 12:00 am

    What’s with the Governator’s Mexican bashing?

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    Thank the Moors
    Thank the Moors
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 14, 2007 12:00 am

    Dear Readers, Mucho comments about my recent column regarding the metamorphosis of Mexican names into seemingly wacky nicknames—Nini from Alejandrina,…

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    Lopping off Love
    Lopping off Love
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, I’m a 60-year-old Chicano and proud. Why do young Chicanos keep imitating blacks? They dress like blacks, talk…

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    Barbed Wire
    Barbed Wire
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    This week: pregnant teens and interrracial romance.

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    Ask a Mexican's Glossary of Terms
    Ask a Mexican’s Glossary of Terms
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    The Mexican speaks a language all his own. Here’s the key to deciphering it.

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    Pee-Pew!
    Pee-Pew!
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    Lies and statistics.

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    Spanglish
    Spanglish
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    A pocketbook for understanding the Mexican’s slang.

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    Like a Virgin
    Like a Virgin
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    Holy Mary, mother of Guadalupe — and corporate slave masters.

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    Gabacho Love
    Gabacho Love
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    The Mexican loves white women.

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    The Mexican’s Glossary
    The Mexican’s Glossary
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    Term-by-term proof that it’s the dialect that counts.

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    Ridin' Dirty
    Ridin’ Dirty
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    Horny amigos heart the Mexican sandwich.

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    Chicano/a Herstory
    Chicano/a Herstory
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    Dear Readers, Folks went loco following my Sept. 6 column that blamed Chicano studies for spawning a generation of humorless…

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    South of the Border
    South of the Border
    By Gustavo Arellano • February 12, 2007 12:00 am

    Dear Mexican, A friend says she read somewhere that only 20 percent of Mexican men will go down on their…

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