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    Articles by Curtis Cartier
    Wah-ve ehck shun? Way-vee ex chun? Wave Action? Waaah-ever the fuck it
    Wah-ve ehck shun? Way-vee ex chun? Wave Action?...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 4, 2011 12:00 am

    Wah-ve ehck shun? Way-vee ex chun? Wave Action? Waaah-ever the fuck it is, it’s spelled “WAVI Xtion,” and it’s the…

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    UPDATE: The AP now reports that Jesus Sanchez has died. That makes
    UPDATE: The AP now reports that Jesus Sanchez...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 4, 2011 12:00 am

    UPDATE: The AP now reports that Jesus Sanchez has died. That makes four people dead from the bizarre attack, including…

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    The holidays are over. But the November 28 WikiLeaks diplomatic cable dump
    The holidays are over. But the November 28...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 3, 2011 12:00 am

    The holidays are over. But the November 28 WikiLeaks diplomatic cable dump is the gift that keeps on giving. The…

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    There’s no doubt that feline excrement is one of the foulest, hardest-to-remove
    There’s no doubt that feline excrement is one...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 3, 2011 12:00 am

    There’s no doubt that feline excrement is one of the foulest, hardest-to-remove smells in the modern household. That said, dealing…

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    It’s no secret that we’ve been tooting away on our own horn
    It’s no secret that we’ve been tooting away...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 3, 2011 12:00 am

    It’s no secret that we’ve been tooting away on our own horn ever since our December 22 issue, which featured…

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    The minivan is undoubtedly the wussiest of all criminally operated motor vehicles.
    The minivan is undoubtedly the wussiest of all...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 3, 2011 12:00 am

    The minivan is undoubtedly the wussiest of all criminally operated motor vehicles. But what it lacks in style, it more…

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    Hit your refresh button all you want, dear readers. We’re closed today.
    Hit your refresh button all you want, dear...
    By Curtis Cartier • December 31, 2010 12:00 am

    Hit your refresh button all you want, dear readers. We’re closed today. That’s right, even journalists get the occasional three-day…

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    If you live in Seattle and you’re reading this during work hours,
    If you live in Seattle and you’re reading...
    By Curtis Cartier • December 30, 2010 12:00 am

    If you live in Seattle and you’re reading this during work hours, hoping your IT guy isn’t eavesdropping on your…

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    It’s hard to picture a story ending well that begins with booze,
    It’s hard to picture a story ending well...
    By Curtis Cartier • December 30, 2010 12:00 am

    It’s hard to picture a story ending well that begins with booze, snowy roads, all terrain vehicles, giant hills and…

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    OK, Kinect hackers. We’ve left you alone for a little while since
    OK, Kinect hackers. We’ve left you alone for...
    By Curtis Cartier • December 30, 2010 12:00 am

    OK, Kinect hackers. We’ve left you alone for a little while since we ranked our top five Kinect hacks earlier…

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    Microsoft co-founder and 400-foot yacht-owner Paul Allen is determined to sue the
    Microsoft co-founder and 400-foot yacht-owner Paul Allen is...
    By Curtis Cartier • December 30, 2010 12:00 am

    Microsoft co-founder and 400-foot yacht-owner Paul Allen is determined to sue the pants off the internet. Well, maybe not the…

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    That’s two days in a row now that news has come out
    That’s two days in a row now that...
    By Curtis Cartier • December 29, 2010 12:00 am

    That’s two days in a row now that news has come out about some dude doing something bizarre on a…

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    At 92-years-old, most guys are just happy to be able to chew
    At 92-years-old, most guys are just happy to...
    By Curtis Cartier • December 29, 2010 12:00 am

    At 92-years-old, most guys are just happy to be able to chew through their meatloaf. So if the nonagenarian alleged…

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    Photo: Curtis CartierThere were only two actual changes announced at Mayor Mike
    Photo: Curtis CartierThere were only two actual changes...
    By Curtis Cartier • December 29, 2010 12:00 am

    Photo: Curtis CartierThere were only two actual changes announced at Mayor Mike McGinn’s Nightlife Initiative update last night. First, people…

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    On the one hand, apparently fewer and fewer people are getting murdered
    On the one hand, apparently fewer and fewer...
    By Curtis Cartier • December 29, 2010 12:00 am

    On the one hand, apparently fewer and fewer people are getting murdered and killed in traffic accidents in King County….

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    It’s not just the i4i development firm that thinks Microsoft stole a
    It’s not just the i4i development firm that...
    By Curtis Cartier • December 29, 2010 12:00 am

    It’s not just the i4i development firm that thinks Microsoft stole a bit of editing technology that ended up in…

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    Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton grabbed the majority of the headlines yesterday
    Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton grabbed the majority...
    By Curtis Cartier • December 28, 2010 12:00 am

    Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton grabbed the majority of the headlines yesterday when Gallup released the results of its yearly…

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    Cantwell Snubs 9/11 Truthers
    Cantwell Snubs 9/11 Truthers
    By Curtis Cartier • December 28, 2010 12:00 am

    Local conspiracists are upset that their senator won’t hear them out.

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    Johnathon D. Barnes made several mistakes when he allegedly tried to steal
    Johnathon D. Barnes made several mistakes when he...
    By Curtis Cartier • December 28, 2010 12:00 am

    Johnathon D. Barnes made several mistakes when he allegedly tried to steal a TV from a Quality Rentals truck in…

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    In 1994, a 30-year-old Jeff Bezos was looking for “extremely talented C/C++/Unix
    In 1994, a 30-year-old Jeff Bezos was looking...
    By Curtis Cartier • December 28, 2010 12:00 am

    In 1994, a 30-year-old Jeff Bezos was looking for “extremely talented C/C++/Unix developers to help pioneer commerce on the Internet.”…

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