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The key to a good tardiness excuse is to tell the story
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The Boy Scouts of America has six boxes of what it calls
The Boy Scouts of America has six boxes of what it calls “perversion files”–details on all the sex…
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As a man who was once suspended in junior high for setting
As a man who was once suspended in junior high for setting off bottle rockets in the school…
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Oregon’s a Haven for Child-Porn Enthusiasts

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Cliff Mass, the Pacific Northwest’s meteorological Nostradamus, has some disappointing news for
Cliff Mass, the Pacific Northwest’s meteorological Nostradamus, has some disappointing news for anyone hoping for the year’s first…
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Anyone who still doubts that Qwest Field isn’t the loudest, most raucous
Anyone who still doubts that Qwest Field isn’t the loudest, most raucous stadium in all of sports needs…
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Whatever creep is leaving severed heads and eviscerated bodies of woodland creatures
Whatever creep is leaving severed heads and eviscerated bodies of woodland creatures on a family’s porch in Salmon,…
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Who says the only pervs on Xbox Live are middle-aged men? Rachel
Who says the only pervs on Xbox Live are middle-aged men? Rachel Ann Hicks, a 36-year-old mom from…
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Let’s face it, when rapper 50 Cent first burst onto the scene
Let’s face it, when rapper 50 Cent first burst onto the scene in 2003, one of the first…
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According to Beckett.com, Mariners legend Ken Griffey Jr.’s 1989 rookie Upper Deck-brand
According to Beckett.com, Mariners legend Ken Griffey Jr.’s 1989 rookie Upper Deck-brand baseball card is worth $750 to…
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Let the public figure DUI news continue! Mike Blowers, former M’s infielder
Let the public figure DUI news continue! Mike Blowers, former M’s infielder and current team broadcaster, was in…
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As the charges go, it all started when Anthony D. Davis got
As the charges go, it all started when Anthony D. Davis got on the #7 bus at Third…
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It will soon be four years ago to the day since Steven
It will soon be four years ago to the day since Steven Tolenoa was able to use his…
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There’s pretty much no way around it, 520 commuters–you’ll soon be paying
There’s pretty much no way around it, 520 commuters–you’ll soon be paying more to drive to work. The…
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It can’t be emphasized enough that for Seattle City Light to find
It can’t be emphasized enough that for Seattle City Light to find its own dangerously conductive street lamps…
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How much might it cost to sue a defrocked Catholic priest for
How much might it cost to sue a defrocked Catholic priest for molesting you after he’s already been…
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Microsoft can’t swing a dead IP protocol these days without hitting a
Microsoft can’t swing a dead IP protocol these days without hitting a patent-infringement lawsuit. First there was i4i,…
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Starbucks unveiled its new logo today, and the design marks a milestone
Starbucks unveiled its new logo today, and the design marks a milestone in corporate brainwashing.As you can see,…
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Guadalupe Cruz-Vasquez has apparently had enough of Jerome, Idaho. In fact, he’s
Guadalupe Cruz-Vasquez has apparently had enough of Jerome, Idaho. In fact, he’s had enough of America altogether. And,…
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Lewis County’s old coroner, Terry Wilson, was known by many as something
Lewis County’s old coroner, Terry Wilson, was known by many as something of an insufferable screw-up. And when…