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    Articles by Curtis Cartier
    Do you like Starbucks iced coffee, but hate that it’s not sold
    Do you like Starbucks iced coffee, but hate...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 17, 2011 12:00 am

    Do you like Starbucks iced coffee, but hate that it’s not sold in quart-sized jugs? Well, good news! The new…

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    This is where good VW vans go when they are stolen.The photo
    This is where good VW vans go when...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 17, 2011 12:00 am

    This is where good VW vans go when they are stolen.The photo below is a picture of Devan Miller’s late…

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    Beating their wives’ children has been a traditional hobby of stepfathers for
    Beating their wives’ children has been a traditional...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 17, 2011 12:00 am

    Beating their wives’ children has been a traditional hobby of stepfathers for decades. Usually, however, those beatings amount to a…

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    It was a noble effort. Publishing the nutritional value (or lack thereof)
    It was a noble effort. Publishing the nutritional...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 14, 2011 12:00 am

    It was a noble effort. Publishing the nutritional value (or lack thereof) of items on restaurant menus was supposed to…

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    We’ve already established that 48-year-old Robert Allen Anderson of Everett is a
    We’ve already established that 48-year-old Robert Allen Anderson...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 14, 2011 12:00 am

    We’ve already established that 48-year-old Robert Allen Anderson of Everett is a fan of secretly videotaping the women he has…

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    Earlier this week I posted a story about Phoenix Jones, Seattle’s resident
    Earlier this week I posted a story about...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 14, 2011 12:00 am

    Earlier this week I posted a story about Phoenix Jones, Seattle’s resident superhero and media whore, and how his claims…

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    Houston, Wii have a problem. Rebecca Varina Sloskowski, a 31-year-old Hillsboro, Ore.,
    Houston, Wii have a problem. Rebecca Varina Sloskowski,...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 14, 2011 12:00 am

    Houston, Wii have a problem. Rebecca Varina Sloskowski, a 31-year-old Hillsboro, Ore., woman with no appreciation for the finer points…

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    KOMOIt’s “Seahawks Appreciation Day” at Truman Middle School in Tacoma! That means
    KOMOIt’s “Seahawks Appreciation Day” at Truman Middle School...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 14, 2011 12:00 am

    KOMOIt’s “Seahawks Appreciation Day” at Truman Middle School in Tacoma! That means the school’s normally oppressive dress code is slightly…

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    Peterson in a 2010 booking photo.The cover story at Seattle Weekly’s sister
    Peterson in a 2010 booking photo.The cover story...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 13, 2011 12:00 am

    Peterson in a 2010 booking photo.The cover story at Seattle Weekly’s sister paper Dallas Observer this week is a tragic…

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    Currently a gamer can walk into any GameStop video-game store and buy
    Currently a gamer can walk into any GameStop...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 13, 2011 12:00 am

    Currently a gamer can walk into any GameStop video-game store and buy a card good for points on the Xbox…

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    Whoever didn’t show up for Ronald Keller’s Christmas party better feel pretty
    Whoever didn’t show up for Ronald Keller’s Christmas...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 13, 2011 12:00 am

    Whoever didn’t show up for Ronald Keller’s Christmas party better feel pretty terrible about himself. You knew it meant the…

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    Oh, scientists. Give them a few million bucks and next thing you
    Oh, scientists. Give them a few million bucks...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 13, 2011 12:00 am

    Oh, scientists. Give them a few million bucks and next thing you know you’re moving your pregnant wife into the…

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    Using population-based math equations to come up with insight into the lifestyles
    Using population-based math equations to come up with...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 12, 2011 12:00 am

    Using population-based math equations to come up with insight into the lifestyles of a city’s inhabitants is doomed to inadequacy….

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    At this point, state Sen. Pam Roach might as well throw a
    At this point, state Sen. Pam Roach might...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 12, 2011 12:00 am

    At this point, state Sen. Pam Roach might as well throw a temper tantrum about everything she doesn’t like. It’s…

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    UPDATE: Sorry, Ric Flair, Idaho woman Holly Lahti just claimed the $190
    UPDATE: Sorry, Ric Flair, Idaho woman Holly Lahti...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 12, 2011 12:00 am

    UPDATE: Sorry, Ric Flair, Idaho woman Holly Lahti just claimed the $190 million Mega Millions prize. Hmmm, Lahti . ….

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    There’s a good chance that Charles Habermann is wishing he’d threatened the
    There’s a good chance that Charles Habermann is...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 12, 2011 12:00 am

    There’s a good chance that Charles Habermann is wishing he’d threatened the life of Rep. Jim McDermott several months back…

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    In the history of terrible Christmas presents–from fruitcakes and vacuum cleaners to
    In the history of terrible Christmas presents–from fruitcakes...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 12, 2011 12:00 am

    In the history of terrible Christmas presents–from fruitcakes and vacuum cleaners to toasters and coupons for backrubs–nothing holds a candle…

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    The key to a good tardiness excuse is to tell the story
    The key to a good tardiness excuse is...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 11, 2011 12:00 am

    The key to a good tardiness excuse is to tell the story as if it were fact long enough to…

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    The Boy Scouts of America has six boxes of what it calls
    The Boy Scouts of America has six boxes...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 11, 2011 12:00 am

    The Boy Scouts of America has six boxes of what it calls “perversion files”–details on all the sex offenders, pervs,…

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    As a man who was once suspended in junior high for setting
    As a man who was once suspended in...
    By Curtis Cartier • January 11, 2011 12:00 am

    As a man who was once suspended in junior high for setting off bottle rockets in the school hallway, I…

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