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    Sorry, Mr. Bezos. The Twitterverse says your little friend is on life
    Sorry, Mr. Bezos. The Twitterverse says your little...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 28, 2010 12:00 am

    Sorry, Mr. Bezos. The Twitterverse says your little friend is on life support.No gadget lives forever. And the Amazon Kindle…

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    Eastern Washington would like money from its fans so that it may
    Eastern Washington would like money from its fans...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 28, 2010 12:00 am

    Eastern Washington would like money from its fans so that it may give them a permanent migraine.Perhaps sensing that there’s…

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    Clearly Lasik’s Michael Mockovak has lost the right to practice in Washington.Last
    Clearly Lasik’s Michael Mockovak has lost the right...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 28, 2010 12:00 am

    Clearly Lasik’s Michael Mockovak has lost the right to practice in Washington.Last November, we told you the story of laser…

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    KOMOLittle League coach George Spady taught his kids the art of the
    KOMOLittle League coach George Spady taught his kids...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 27, 2010 12:00 am

    KOMOLittle League coach George Spady taught his kids the art of the steal.Little League coaches are supposed to teach their…

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    You’d almost prefer the Cosmo for men not say nice things about
    You’d almost prefer the Cosmo for men not...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 27, 2010 12:00 am

    You’d almost prefer the Cosmo for men not say nice things about your city.Normally it’s wise to ignore the kinds…

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    If Olympic downhiller Bode Miller was a gold medalist, pictures like this
    If Olympic downhiller Bode Miller was a gold...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 27, 2010 12:00 am

    If Olympic downhiller Bode Miller was a gold medalist, pictures like this would make him a folk hero. As is…

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    “Didya hear the one about the crooked Italian justice system?”Will Rogers famously
    “Didya hear the one about the crooked Italian...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 27, 2010 12:00 am

    “Didya hear the one about the crooked Italian justice system?”Will Rogers famously said that everything is funny as long as…

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    It’s not very nice to wish a deadly disease upon your enemy.
    It’s not very nice to wish a deadly...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 26, 2010 12:00 am

    It’s not very nice to wish a deadly disease upon your enemy. Then again, it’s not very nice to deny…

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    Sherri Head of Vancouver was at a Bank of America ATM when
    Sherri Head of Vancouver was at a Bank...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 26, 2010 12:00 am

    Sherri Head of Vancouver was at a Bank of America ATM when she says she felt what seemed like a…

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    If only this hopeless square knew there was a prohibitively expensive way
    If only this hopeless square knew there was...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 26, 2010 12:00 am

    If only this hopeless square knew there was a prohibitively expensive way to get his morning’s news.Science has just proven…

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    “And furthermore, these ‘O’ glasses are too foggy. Harumph, harumph.”Before flying to
    “And furthermore, these ‘O’ glasses are too foggy....
    By Caleb Hannan • January 26, 2010 12:00 am

    “And furthermore, these ‘O’ glasses are too foggy. Harumph, harumph.”Before flying to the World Economic Forum in Switzerland to accept…

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    According to the odds, this woman is most likely headed from Detroit
    According to the odds, this woman is most...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 25, 2010 12:00 am

    According to the odds, this woman is most likely headed from Detroit to D.C.Every year, the moving company United releases…

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    SAFER head Mason Tvert says you’re now free to enjoy your caramel
    SAFER head Mason Tvert says you’re now free...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 25, 2010 12:00 am

    SAFER head Mason Tvert says you’re now free to enjoy your caramel macchiato.Last week, SAFER, a Colorado-based medical marijuana advocacy…

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    Hat tip to Photoshop extraordinaire Charles Pollard for executing such a vivid
    Hat tip to Photoshop extraordinaire Charles Pollard for...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 22, 2010 12:00 am

    Hat tip to Photoshop extraordinaire Charles Pollard for executing such a vivid fever dream.On Wednesday, Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates introduced…

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    For her next trick, Sen. Stevens will magically reinstate prohibition and the
    For her next trick, Sen. Stevens will magically...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 22, 2010 12:00 am

    For her next trick, Sen. Stevens will magically reinstate prohibition and the poll tax.I understand that part of the definition…

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    Just hurts to look at, don’t it?If it’s Friday, then that means
    Just hurts to look at, don’t it?If it’s...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 22, 2010 12:00 am

    Just hurts to look at, don’t it?If it’s Friday, then that means it’s time for another version of everyone’s favorite…

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    No one can accuse mayoral candidate Joe Mallahan of not putting his
    No one can accuse mayoral candidate Joe Mallahan...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 21, 2010 12:00 am

    No one can accuse mayoral candidate Joe Mallahan of not putting his money where his mouth was.Those who raised less…

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    Maria Cantwell is but the latest heart broken by Scott Brown.Scott Brown’s
    Maria Cantwell is but the latest heart broken...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 21, 2010 12:00 am

    Maria Cantwell is but the latest heart broken by Scott Brown.Scott Brown’s upset victory in Massachusetts may have some political…

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    Paul Larson got screwed when a developer who promised to build a
    Paul Larson got screwed when a developer who...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 21, 2010 12:00 am

    Paul Larson got screwed when a developer who promised to build a subdivision around his Everett home left a mess…

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    Uh, sorry Patty. 40 or so outraged commenters say you have to
    Uh, sorry Patty. 40 or so outraged commenters...
    By Caleb Hannan • January 21, 2010 12:00 am

    Uh, sorry Patty. 40 or so outraged commenters say you have to go so…be seein’ ya?Reader Sugahr was one of…

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