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TPMDearest John, Thanks for the cash.Since corporations are people now, I guess
TPMDearest John, Thanks for the cash.Since corporations are people now, I guess it’s OK to address them as…
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Good seats still available.Seattle needs a new police chief. And since Mayor
Good seats still available.Seattle needs a new police chief. And since Mayor Mike McGinn’s preferred form of governance…
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You do not mess with a man named “Bonecrusher.”University of Washington hoops
You do not mess with a man named “Bonecrusher.”University of Washington hoops star Quincy Pondexter is a stud.…
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Wearing a mask while defacing public property is an easy way to
Wearing a mask while defacing public property is an easy way to make enemies.Reader Jason responds to Queen…
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Even these kids know you don’t involve the lawyers when it comes
Even these kids know you don’t involve the lawyers when it comes to a little bare ass.Two years…
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Recognizing the urgent need to save this man, Mayor Mike McGinn today
Recognizing the urgent need to save this man, Mayor Mike McGinn today announced his formation of a Life…
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Ready and willing to do Google’s bidding.After Google announced it would install
Ready and willing to do Google’s bidding.After Google announced it would install fiber-optic internet in a number of…
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Take aim at this beautiful, innocent creature and guarantee your spot at
Take aim at this beautiful, innocent creature and guarantee your spot at the next douche happy hour.Today’s blogs…
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In America, we tend to frown on the idea of child brides.When
In America, we tend to frown on the idea of child brides.When Douglas County detectives responded to a…
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Let us pray.Reader Paul Fitzgerald responds to Microsoft Declares Itself Still Innovative,
Let us pray.Reader Paul Fitzgerald responds to Microsoft Declares Itself Still Innovative, Not at All Clumsy.”Whenever I have…
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Western Pennsylvania’s beloved pork king has gone on to that old sty
Western Pennsylvania’s beloved pork king has gone on to that old sty in the sky.Determining who gets what…
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This man was docked two points for being “too preachy.”The only thing
This man was docked two points for being “too preachy.”The only thing worse than trying to find a…
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Tiffany Mcdonough is accused of breaking into at least five cars and
Tiffany Mcdonough is accused of breaking into at least five cars and one house. Why are police confident…
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It’s always good to hear from one of the rational gun owners.Reader
It’s always good to hear from one of the rational gun owners.Reader Lster921 responds to Double Shot of…
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Forget ads, think of how much loot we can save if we
Forget ads, think of how much loot we can save if we make the kids take themselves to…
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Generic Frat Boy says that’s a clear violation of Brotiquette.Not many good
Generic Frat Boy says that’s a clear violation of Brotiquette.Not many good decisions get made at 6 a.m.…
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“Pay no attention to the former employee behind the curtain!”Yesterday, Dick Brass,
“Pay no attention to the former employee behind the curtain!”Yesterday, Dick Brass, an ex-reporter who once led the…
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Our contributor thinks there’s nothing wrong with this picture. Please set him
Our contributor thinks there’s nothing wrong with this picture. Please set him straight.Disclaimer: The following post comes from…
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Gasparian says he got emotional at the sight of Obama being compared
Gasparian says he got emotional at the sight of Obama being compared to a man who killed much…
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Laurelhurst private security escort little Timmy to soccer practice.You can’t get mad
Laurelhurst private security escort little Timmy to soccer practice.You can’t get mad at rich people for wanting to…