Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) You’re like a teenage mom. Here’s an unexpected baby, demanding time, attention, and nurture, and you’re…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Miners used to carry canaries into coal mines. Since the birds were more sensitive to toxic…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Cockiness doesn’t suit you. An exuberant Aries or a steel-tempered Scorpio can get away with it,…
Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Change is always alarming, and I’m sure it’d be a little freaky to wake up and…
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) Extreme diets generally don’t work. Making choices like beer vs. cake are usually more sustainable—then, you…
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) Ask a Taurus to kick it into high gear and you’ll notice a slight increase in…
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) Worse than cheating in general is trying to cheat, still losing, and then getting caught (and…
Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) It’s good that you’re willing to experiment, to try something new or a new way of…
Cancer (June 21–July 22) People are moody. You of all people should understand that and cut everyone some slack this…
Cancer (June 21–July 22) Being a good person—even a saintly one—doesn’t exempt you from unjust bullshit. Things happen to you…
Cancer (June 21–July 22) Never underestimate anyone’s capacity to self-delude. Many people expertly rewrite reality in their own minds to…
Cancer (June 21–July 22) While it might feel unkind to deprive your fat dog of food or tell your tone-deaf…
Gemini (May 21–June 20) Here you go. What do you mean, “What is it?” It’s an invisible jet, of course….
Gemini (May 21–June 20) A friend of mine recently described someone we know as “a killjoy.” I hadn’t thought about…
Gemini (May 21–June 20) Self-imposed limits or restrictions are rarely as strict or immutable as people publicly pretend. Given the…
Gemini (May 21–June 20) Imagine you got stranded in the deep wilderness with your least-favorite person. Despite your dislike, it…
Taurus (April 20–May 20) Greed is a tricky thing. Very few people are truly immune to its temptations, and you’re…
Taurus (April 20–May 20) When you’re right, you’re right, right? Not so much. As it turns out, you’re wrong roughly…
Taurus (April 20–May 20) When it becomes obvious that there’s little or nothing you can do about a situation besides…
Taurus (April 20–May 20) Trust is an exceedingly tricky thing. Once you’ve been burned a few times, it becomes more…
