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Taurus (April 20–May 20) When you’re right, you’re right, right? Not so much. As it turns out, you’re…
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Taurus (April 20–May 20) When it becomes obvious that there’s little or nothing you can do about a…
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Taurus (April 20–May 20) Trust is an exceedingly tricky thing. Once you’ve been burned a few times, it…
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Aries (March 21–April 19) Try imagining how to explain light, colors, and sight to someone who’s been blind…
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Aries (March 21–April 19) Physical intimacy is a great way to feel close to someone quickly, but it’s…
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Aries (March 21–April 19) No deception is as dangerous and embarrassing as self-deception. Keep it real, even if…
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Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) Some people make excuses to step outside their comfort zones or, in some cases,…
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Aries (March 21–April 19) Your tendency to rush enthusiastically headlong into things means that events can acquire quite…
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Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) If someone invented a way to erase memories selectively, Pisceans would be the last…
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Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) Screw saving the best for last. Right now go for best first, then second…
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Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) There’s a difference between serenely accepting the inevitable and passively concluding that something is…
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Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) There’s not much point in worrying about meteors hitting the Earth or man-made black…
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Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) It’s time to come clean. Why? First off, you’re terrible at keeping certain secrets—abysmally,…
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Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) In most (but not all) the places I’ve ever lived, people close and lock…
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Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) Provide your children with creativity-inspiring toys such as blocks, art supplies, or Play-Doh, and…
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Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) All effort should be made this week to keep the filters through which you…
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Scorpios Love Puppies
Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) In relationships, we all should employ the campground rule: Pack out what you bring…
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Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) When we punish others, be they children, employees, or lovers, the main intention is…
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Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) You can’t really get mad when a puppy chews up your shoes, your kid…
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21) I’ve heard red cars get pulled over more often than staid gray or beige…