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Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21) If the tool you had at hand was a thick black marker, the kind…
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21) I’m terrible at doing nothing. In fact, I’m happiest when I’m doing several things…
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Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) You’ve heard people say “When it rains, it pours,” but in your case the…
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Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) The election’s over, Scorpio. There’s no real need to continue your small-scale politicking, but…
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Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) It’s not hard to guess which will have more terror, more zombies, and more…
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Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) A friend of mine was robbed the day before she moved. All her stuff…
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Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22) Forget being efficient and getting a lot done this week. Ignore the Virgos, who…
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Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22) You haven’t exactly pulled the sword from the stone. You have good reason to…
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Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22) Do you feel the hate? I bet you do, but only because you’re so…
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Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) If I go a day without caffeine, I get a terrible headache. This “harmless”…
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Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Because of the position you put yourself in, you’re subject to more scrutiny and…
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Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) The curtain rises for the second act of your star performance, and you discover…
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Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) What you’re up to now is like turning up the air-conditioning so high you…
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Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) If you can’t be there personally, be careful whom you choose to represent you.…
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Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) Talk about barking up the wrong tree. Persistence won’t help you here; it doesn’t…
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Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) Thinking outside of the box is all well and good, and I encourage it…
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Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) Although you have your introspective moments, you’re mostly a social creature, luckily. Everyone wants…
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Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) What good is royalty without royalties? It’s one thing to be noble, and another…
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Cancer (June 21–July 22) What started out as an exercise in flexibility may end up somewhere surprising. While…
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Cancer (June 21–July 22) Cancers are rarely early adopters. You’re happy to pick up a “new” gadget a…