Caeriel Crestin

This Week’s Horoscope

Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20)Let's face it—you're easily distracted. I don't blame you. The world's a fascinating place, and you're interested in so many parts of… Continue reading

This Week’s Horoscope

Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20)There's such a thing as cutting someone too much slack. At some point, enough is enough. If they really suck that bad… Continue reading

This Week’s Horoscope

Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20)Fish at the bottom of a frozen pond can still survive a winter. They slow down their bodies and wait it out,… Continue reading

This Week’s Horoscope

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)When you're cultivating a gym habit, getting there is more than half the battle. This is similar. Once you've entered a situation,… Continue reading

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Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18)When approaching a situation similar to one you've experienced before, use what you learned, but be careful how you apply it. That… Continue reading

This Week’s Horoscopes

Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18)Don't make choices based on your weakest moments, but your strongest ones. If you always aim for only what you can accomplish… Continue reading

This Week’s Horoscopes

Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18)Are you a lead singer who sounds like shit without your backup singers? Are you able to shine only by leaning on… Continue reading

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Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)How you used to dread your turn to give a speech in front of the class, or run up and kick the… Continue reading

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Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)I dreamt I was seated next to President Obama at a show. Instead of taking the opportunity to ask him about health-care… Continue reading

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Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)Indulge yourself. Capricorns have just as much a taste for luxury and hedonistic delight as your Taurean cousins, but you're less likely… Continue reading

Sign Language

Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19)Being absolutely present and engaged with each moment is generally the way to go. However, sometimes it's best for you and all… Continue reading

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Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)Imagine if you could just give someone a pill to make them more patient, spontaneous, or reliable. You could even grind it… Continue reading

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Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)You've set the ball in motion for change, and of course you're terrified. However, I admire your courage, proceeding despite your fears.… Continue reading

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Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)It might sound weird, but words and ideas have more power than almost any other tool you can wield. Changing the way… Continue reading

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Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)How easily you Scorps seem to forget the campground rule of relationships: Leave things better off than you found them. Unfortunately, people… Continue reading

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Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)Eliminate distractions. I don't expect you to stop being obsessed with the things that fascinate you, but admit that right now they're… Continue reading

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Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)I love Scorpios. I even spent 12 months trying to walk in your shoes (I told everyone my birthday was November 11… Continue reading

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Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)Halloween has its roots mainly in the ancient Celtic tradition of Samhain. Their calendar divided the year into two parts, light and… Continue reading

This Week’s Horoscopes

Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21)Don't act helpless. We both know you're not. There's a big difference between something you're not capable of doing and something you… Continue reading

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Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22)You're not good at suffering. "Who is?" you might demand incredulously, to which I'd refer you to those masochistic Scorpios and rugged… Continue reading