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Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)I’m a huge fan of honesty, but if you feel compelled to share a truth,…
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Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)The thing about “experts” is that once they achieve that status, many of them rarely…
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Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)Here’s the problem with screwing up: Sometimes the punishments for your mistakes never end. Let’s…
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Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)Your attention span is relatively long. You can stick to one thing and see it…
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Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)Have you got big plans for 2011? If not, why not? This is a year…
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)Being wished a “Merry Christmas!” around this time of year used to bother me, as…
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)If you’re not careful, your efforts to help someone can actually hurt them by making…
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)Sagittarians are famously known as the truth-seekers and truth-tellers of the zodiac. Being habitually frank…
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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)Do ends justify means? What happens when you discover something someone did, after the fact?…
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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)Being in business with someone you don’t think is on the up and up is…
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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)When you were younger, you played games to test your own strength, much as baby…
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Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)The news today had a story about seven major cities that are in imminent danger…
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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)Sure, you could bake a traditional apple pie, but these particular guests would probably be…
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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)Some things don’t respond well to extra pressure, like sleep. Sometimes the more urgently you…
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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)Imagine scientists invented a cheap way to lock humans into the age of their choice—but…
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Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)We’re taught the old cliché “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.” It’s…
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Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) It’s funny when little kids think they’re getting away with something, because they have…
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Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Fighting is an art form. I’m not talking about fencing or Sumo wrestling, but…
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Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) Even though this week is likely to throw some comically oversized wrenches into your…
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Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) The show must go on, they say, and performers dedicated to this principle have…