You could down a couple cans of Joose and pop in some Mac Dre. Or you could score an invitation to this ABC-sponsored doozy at Mars Hill Church. It’s guaranteed to make you dumber.Mark Driscoll and the president of Hookers for Jesus will argue that the devil exists. Deepak Chopra and Bishop Carlton Pearson (who was the subject of a fascinating This American Life) will argue that he doesn’t. Then ABC will put it on a Nightline episode next week. Unless it sucks, in which case they’ll just re-run the Less Filling/Tastes Great debate on which it’s based.