This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. These little piggies got gnawed the hell off in the night by a bloodthirsty dog.No, really. The AP reports that a 61-year-old man from Roseberg, Ore., who has diabetes and has no feeling in his feet woke up to find a huge hunk of his right foot missing, including three toes.Nearby, a satisfied pooch.The little bugger ate that damn foot like it was made of pure bacon.Actually, investigators think he may have been “trying to rid his owner of dead tissue,” as part of his foot may have been gangrenous. Gross.The man was listed as in serious condition on Wednesday. But don’t worry, he’s not mad at his widdle toe eater. Who’s a widdle toe eater? You’re a widdle toe eater!He says the hound deserves a pass because he wasn’t “acting out of meanness.”Nope. He just loves toes. Follow The Daily Weekly on Facebook and Twitter.